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Takes My Breath Away

my last dying breath
"Everyone is born with it. A desire to be near the ones we care about most. And we find ways to remember them when they're away. A lock of hair. Letters. An old photo. And now there's Breath Captureā„¢. Capture the breath of a loved one or friend and keep them close. Forever."

Oh puh-lease! What a load of shite. is the name of this mob (American? Couldn't see an address on their webshite). It's sort of a step up from fart in a Fanta bottle isn't it? But what if the loved one had smelly breath eh, eh?

"Not sure about Breath Captureā„¢?

Try this test.

Focus all your energy on visualizing your loved one's (peter)breath in this breath holder. Think of their breath in it. Visualize their breath in it. Feel their breath in it. It may take a minute or two.

Once you get that feeling"'ll probably want to throw up.

This reminds me of my story on Funny Smells over on that commercial blogsite.

Reader Comments (2)

So, who went to Tropfest and got hosed....
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterfingers
Wow - I'd like to meet the Russian Bride and I'm married.
May 23, 2007 | Unregistered Commentercarol piola

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