This week: Two 19 year old exotic dancers from Cannes in the South of France robbed a high-roller of €1.5 Million in cash, scarpered in a Mini Cooper S which they stacked and wrote off on Route Napoleon on the way north. They were picked up by a Saab driver who very kindly offered to drive them to their destination in the north of France. The girls fell asleep. The driver stopped for petrol. Sneaked a peak into their bags (in the trunk), saw the money, parked the car and got the fuck outta Dodge with the loot. Leaving the girls with the rusty Saab and a full tank of petrol. The girls had a good sleep.
Police are looking for a Saab-fancier with a shit-eating grin.