Welcome to Wallyworld

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"Stay tuned for an important announcement -

(beat)

The New "Welcome to Wallyworld Over-Priced Promotional T-Shirt is NOT
available in the following colours:

Battleship Grey
Puce
Red Herring
Blue Bayou
Buttercup Yellow
Purple Haze
Poodle Pink
Lorne Green
Browneye
Gold fingers
Silver Threads

In fact the new "Welcome to Wallyworld" T-Shirt is not available at all.
There's been a bit of a cock-up. And when we find out
who's responsible there's going to be hell to pay.
This has been a complete waste of time really.

All complaints should be directed to
www.welcometowallyworld.com that's www.welcometowallyworld.com
and once again for all the morons listening
www.welcometowallyworld.com

Thank you...normal programming will resume shortly."

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