"Stay tuned for an important announcement -
The New "Welcome to Wallyworld Over-Priced Promotional T-Shirt is NOT
available in the following colours:
In fact the new "Welcome to Wallyworld" T-Shirt is not available at all.
There's been a bit of a cock-up. And when we find out
who's responsible there's going to be hell to pay.
This has been a complete waste of time really.
All complaints should be directed to
www.welcometowallyworld.com that's www.welcometowallyworld.com
and once again for all the morons listening
Thank you...normal programming will resume shortly."