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Wednesday
Nov282007

Tattoos - 15 Ways of WRONG

Tattoo Designs

- Just When You Thought it Safe To Go Back To The Tattoo Parlour...Along Comes...

Have a look at this collection of wronguns. Some are truly badass, some are funny and some are just plain sad. Click on the thumbnails to enlarge.
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    James Brown Tattoo?
    Knocking on Heaven's Door - it's a beauty isn't it?


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    Michael Jackson loves kids
    Great idea huh? Wish I had one like this. On the leg too.


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    Suit & Tie
    This is a really good corporate look don't you think?


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    The worst tattoo ever?
    Oh I don't know...I find it quite charming.


  • tattoo5.jpgthe skull tattoo.

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    Bikini Girl Tattoo
    She's a glamour isn't she?


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    Tattooed baby
    "They said no smoking and no drinking - nothing about no tattooing".

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    "F**k the Systsem"
    I'll spell it anyway I like.


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    Rolex Tattoo
    A timeless design.


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    Levi backpocket tattoo
    Wallet-bulge to come.


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    Butt Tattoo
    One of our dwarves is missing.


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    Fight tattoo
    "I wanna look like I've been dragged behind a car for a hundred yards".

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    Scribble tattoo
    Never fall asleep leaving your kid alone with a tattoo gun.


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    Tattoo under the microscope
    Just what you want downunder isn't it.


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    Two-faced tattoo
    Watch your back.

  • Tattoo Me Now!

    Do you have a tattoo or are you thinking of getting one? Will it hurt? Check out the Tattoo-Pain-O-Meter.

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    • Annoying pinpricks

    ** Repeated cat scratches

    *** From deep paper cuts to small blowtorch

    **** Bring a piece of leather to gnaw on

    ***** Crying or passing out is not only accepted, it's expected in the parlour.


    Still fancy a tattoo? No worries. Ouch!

    You don't have to go completely ape like this old guy has. You could settle for something like this celtic design on the right -

    Here's some more beauties - The Italian text on the left says "The Winner of the Prestigious Prize: Ruined for Life" - no idea what it means. Do you think he trims it into a Brazilian? Below, another idiot. On the bottom, Belly-button skater. Very classy look.

    Less we forget -

    And the latest - Chicken wings on a chicks back - WTF. Apparently they're red because her drunken-assed boyfriend was trying to eat them?