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What a cute little goomer, his widdle fwuffy ears and cute widdle nose.

I thought I saw one of those poking out of The Russian's bikini bottoms at Bondi last weekend.
Must get her that Breville map-trimmer for her birthday this year...

Avalon used to have plenty of Koalas, Pervy. Any left?

Do you own a green station wagon, Pervy?

"A man has been charged for allegedly flashing himself and committing indecent acts in front of schoolgirls on Sydney's northern beaches.

The offences occurred in November last year and this February in Manly Vale and Mosman.

In several incidents, girls aged between 12 and 16 reported a man exposing himself to them from inside a green station wagon or on the street." - SMH

Aww, that koala is so cute! Almost makes me forget that they have evil red eyes and smell like a dumpster...

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..almost makes you forget they're so stupid, and so clumsy they land on house or car roofs with an 'orrible bang. There's an old one which hangs out in our local gardens, and when he's in ours (I think he's a he), his leaps onto my study roof are guaranteed to scare me out of my skin every night. Possums scampering loudly across same roof are a lot quieter.

I don't think there are any left in Av, maybe a few.

I remember there was a big Koala roundup and they took them from Stapleton Park over to Ku-ring-gai Chase. It's a pity, but they just aren't able to cope with traffic and dogs.

Mrs J is right, cute yes, stink also yes and they probably serve up Dirty Sanchez's to the unwary Japanese tourist.

Arso, I rook rike Dirty Slanchez and my bum sore as well, arso