Extreme Body Mods

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Good look
Meet Pauly - he's different He's into extreme body modifications - bumps, holes, piercings ...and splits - like this picture. 231239-1535280-thumbnail.jpg
Jesus H. Christ. Why Pauly, why?

When I was about 15 I did my meatonomy, which is the splitting of the bottom half of the head of the penis...I cut from my urethral opening to where my Prince Albert was. I just opened the head up and from there cut another two-and-a-half inches. I did it with a razor blade, which isn’t advisable, but that was all I had, along with my determination to do it. I didn’t really know about scalpels and they weren’t widely available to the public anyway.

Don't try this at home kids. More here at Bizarre Magazine

Oh yeah...that reminds me...I went to school with the Nuss brothers - Anthony and Peter. At roll-call the teacher could never work out why we would get the giggles when she read out A.Nuss and P.Nuss.

Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 10:50PM by Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

Tattoos - 15 Ways of WRONG



Tattoos

- Just When you Thought it Safe To Go Back To The Tattoo Parlour

I nicked these pictures of tattoos off a French site when I was looking for info on the latest French Riots in the Paris projects to the north of the city - 60 policemen injured - several seriously. Seems the rioters are using guns as well as the usual molotov cocktails and stones. One policeman has lost an eye, another has a shattered shoulder from a shotgun blast. Anyway...let's look at some tattoo pictures shall we. Some badass tattoo designs.

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    James Brown Tattoo?
    Knocking on Heaven's Door - it's a beauty isn't it?


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    Michael Jackson loves kids
    Great idea huh? Wish I had one like this. On the leg too.


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    Head Job
    This is a really good corporate look don't you think?


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    The worst tattoo ever?
    Oh I don't know...I find it quite charming.


  • tattoo5.jpgAh...my favorite - the skull tattoo.

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    Bikini Girl Tattoo
    Not bad - if you're into Thai Ladyboys.


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    Tattooed baby
    "They said no smoking and no drinking - nothing about no tattooing".

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    "Fuck the Systsem"
    I'll spell it anyway I like.


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    Rolex Tattoo
    A timeless design.


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    Levi backpocket tattoo
    Wallet-bulge to come.


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    Butt Tattoo
    One of our dwarves is missing.


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    Fight tattoo
    "I wanna look like I've been dragged behind a car for a hundred yards".

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    Scribble tattoo
    Never fall asleep leaving your kid alone with a tattoo gun.


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    Tattoo under the microscope
    Just what you want on your pubes isn't it.


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    Two-faced tattoo
    Watch your back.

  • Don't miss Tattoo Pain-o-meter

    Posted on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 07:06PM by Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe | Comments1 Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

    Dress Up Jennifer Lopez

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    Undress J Lo
    Dress Up or Undress J Lo Apparently there's a whole industry out there devoted to Dress Up. And some of these sites are pretty good for crazy dress-up stuff.

    Over at dress up games they have a selection of punk, gothic, lolita, emo, rock, cartoon dolls, dress up games and dollmakers. I followed a link there to Emo vs Punk Dress Up from deviantART.231239-1051973-thumbnail.jpg
    emo vs punk dress up

    Or you could dress up the stars. Jennifer Lopez is a favourite player in that genre. Not all these sites are targeted to little girls though. This one for instance, not only lets you dress up J Lo but undress her as well. Well naughty. There's also a link there to a celebrity toon sex game. Whatever does it for you I guess. But you can't go past playing dress-ups with Paris Hilton in jail231239-1051961-thumbnail.jpg
    Dress Paris in Jail
    And when you're sick of dressing and undressing dopey celebrities you can always go across to this site and warp your favourite celebrities. Look what I've done with Angelina Jolie - 231239-1051964-thumbnail.jpg
    Angelina Jolie with herpes
    Have a go at warping the stars and send me the results to post here.

    Posted on Tuesday, September 25, 2007 at 09:55AM by Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

    NOELIA's Pussy

    Yes indeed. A rare Puerto Rican pussy. Seen here in public for the first time. Set to the Music of Alex Lang Mix "Crazy Love" from The Creative Commons Site CCMixter.net More here - Noelia - Yep You've Found It

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    Video sent by wallyworld
    Posted on Monday, July 2, 2007 at 10:16PM by Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

    Video Noelia

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    blow me up!
    If you're looking for Noelia she aint here man. She's over on this other link where the guy who posted it is looking for people to Buy Him A Beer for his efforts. Ah hang on...bit confused...I'm the guy that posted the link for the Most Searched For Video Online - the so-called Noelia Sex Tape or Video Noelia. Hard-core action apparently posted on the web by a disgrunted ex-boyfriend. Now that's not cricket is it? Could this be a set-up? Somehow I doubt it. For one thing there's no audio - no moaning and groaning just an annoying sound like a dying vibrator. Anyway...here she is Definitely X-Rated and Not Safe For Work. I'd say "enjoy" but then that's what they say when you're about to eat. You can use the Google Search bar below to look for more info on Noelia but you won't find much - just the same old shit repeated over and over. It took me ages to find a link to the full three minutes something of footage WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT.

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    Video sent by wallyworld
    Posted on Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 10:30AM by Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

    An Oldie but Goodie

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    Exhibit "A"
    And the rhythm of the street has a powerful beat. Talking about idiots. Here's one. According to UK tabloid The Sun (of last year), a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Panties down to her local supermarket.

    Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". The ambulance was called and they found the black leatherette panties still buzzing. Having disabled the orgasmo underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. The nurses handed her back the Passion Panties upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a brown paper bag.

    Lady...here's your sign (IDIOT).

    AnneSummers describes the panties thus

    What could be more illicit than hands-free masturbation in public, with passers by or fellow commuters blissfully unaware of the orgasm coming your way? These inconspicuous black silky knickers conceal a discreet yet powerful bullet vibe in a perfectly positioned pocket. And we're talking pinpoint precision here. Wear them to throw some sexy shapes on the dance floor, wear them to dinner and watch the wine glasses shake or challenge yourself to get past the fruit and veg in Sainsburys.

    Go ahead - knock yourself out. BTW if this story tickled your fancy you might like this one too.

    Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 01:52PM by Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe | Comments17 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

    Unbearable Heat

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    click to blow up bear
    231239-271180-thumbnail.jpgAfter four days of 40°+ heatwave in Adelaide, Australia. Thanks Lou for the pics.

    Posted on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 11:21AM by Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe | Comments7 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

    Oh what wicked webs we weave.....

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    Just say "No".
    Check this out. This is what happens to a spider when you spike its drink. "A method of determining the toxicities of chemicals involves recording and analysis of spider web patterns. The method is based on the observation that spiders exposed to various chemicals spin webs that differ, in various ways, from their normal web. The changes in the web reflect the degree of toxicity of a substance. The more toxic the chemical the more deformed a web looks in comparison to a normal web. In as much as the shape of a spider web resembles that of a crystal lattice in some respects, techniques of crystallography are applied to obtain several quantitative measures of toxicity as manifested in the differences between photographs of webs spun under toxic and normal conditions."

    Look what a few cups of Java do to a tarantula. Here's a link to better photos Web photos on the Web More webs of intrique here - arachnophiliac.co.uk the "source" but I originally found this story at one of my favourite blogs the excellent istanbullblog.blogspot.com Read the story on "The Exorcist Tour" - "American troops in Iraq have launched what has been dubbed "The Exorcist Experience", after discovering that the ancient ruins they were guarding provided the location for the 1973 horror classic's opening sequence." Cool blog.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 07:08PM by Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe | Comments141 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

    The Gay Cowboys

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    Cowboys
    Chaps in chaps. Coming soon to a country near you. Ride hard, shoot straight. Wear a leather skirt. DUMBFUCK MOUNTAIN - she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes.

    Posted on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 10:03PM by Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe | Comments6 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

    Dance baby, dance

    chacha202x.gifDo you find this as disturbing as I? Not only is the baby dancing but the baby is obviously gay and clearly has had one too many drinks.

    Posted on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 09:22PM by Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint
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