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Fly me to the moon
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Flight manual
Frank Byrnes has just submitted these photos for the Welcome to Wallyworld Photo Caption Contest. Interestingly the "Flight Manual" came as a "bmp" file. I've been sitting here wondering what "bmp" stands for. I'm sure someone will tell me. "Bum Photo"? "Beginners Manual Photo"? I dunno. Thanks Frank. You've given Pervy a new screensaver. Now if it were mex's bottie I'm sure fingers would be whacking it up on his screen as well, faster than you can say "Buy dinars". As it is, he's just "whacking it up".

And then Mountjoy got excited and sent us this shot of an F4 moondoggie. "Moon Over the Pacific"
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kiss my arse

This photograph was taken in the late 70’s on a mid-winter flight from Okinawa to The States for delivery of a RF-4C.

Sometime after the fifth or sixth in-flight refueling, the normal boredom began to set in and to keep occupied the Phantom crews talked to the crew members of the tanker Aircraft on the HF radio just to chit-chat. During the conversation it was revealed that the tanker had some additional passengers on board, which included a flight nurse that was catching a hop back to The States. The nurse was then invited onto the flight deck, and talked to the crews of the F-4s and instantly became quite good friends with the pilot of the F-4.

It was during the next refueling, when after the F-4 had "hooked-up" and began taking fuel, that the boom operator suddenly went out of view, and was replaced by a totally naked flight nurse, that then pressed her breasts against the refueling window. The pilot of the F4 almost had an emergency "break-away" but hung in there and took the full off-load.

Following this flashing, the crew of the F-4 decided to retaliate and took a high position on the tanker’s left wing. Since it was a winter flight, the crew was also required to wear the famous "poopy suit," or anti-exposure flight suit in addition to the normal clothing. Luckily the pilot had first pinned the ejection seat before he began to undress. Anyone that has ever flown the Phantom will appreciate the degree of difficulty in performing this manoeuvre.

First the leg restraints had to be released, then the parachute was unbuckled, along with the seat pack and lap belt restraints. Next, off came the winter flight jacket, the normal flight suit and gloves, then the poopy suit, the thermal underwear and so forth. Then he had to stand on his head.

The picture was taken by the pilot of the other F-4. The nurse, by the way, loved the gesture and met the pilot of the F-4 that night at the Officer's Club, but that’s another story.

Mountjoy has the last word with this shot. And no, Frank, it hasn't been photoshoped.231239-279101-thumbnail.jpg
click to fly

Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 09:27AM by Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe | Comments3 Comments

Reader Comments (3)

Woweee!!!!!!!!!!!!

So many arseholes, so little time.
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterUncle Pervy
Plenty more where they came from lambe!
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRob Byrnes
BMP means bit-mapped picture, and usually means high-quality (no compression) and large file-size. This one appears to have been saved in a lower color format, probably 16-color bmp rather than better 24-bit bmp. The Microsoft Paint program uses this, & a little practice "saving" in the different formats will quickly bring you up-to-speed about bmp's.
May 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKeo

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