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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.8.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:49:51 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/"><rss:title>FRONT PAGE</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/</rss:link><rss:description>Flotsam &amp; Jetsam from the world wide web served up daily from an Aussie in Paris.</rss:description><dc:language>en-AU</dc:language><dc:date>2009-11-07T22:49:51Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.8.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/27/mri-scan-of-couple-having-sex.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/17/ho-white-the-seven-dwarves-how-to-get-your-ass-sued-by-disne.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/14/macspeech-dictate-155-review.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/8/harry-connick-jnr-is-a-hypocrite.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/3/poker-chips-a-guide-to-buying.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/28/pharaohs-club-poker-chips-new-release-great-investment-oppor.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/23/everything-youve-always-wanted-to-know-about-poker-chips-but.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/22/shoe-throwing-iraqi-journalist-to-spill-the-beans.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/22/dont-fall-foul-of-the-fcc.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/20/richard-jalichandra-of-technorati-please-call-home.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/27/mri-scan-of-couple-having-sex.html"><rss:title>MRI Scan of Couple Having Sex</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/27/mri-scan-of-couple-having-sex.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Malcolm Lambe</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-27T20:56:39Z</dc:date><dc:subject>MRI MRI scan MRI scan sex da Vinci copulation drawing</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/storage/Structural.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1256677463480" alt="MRIscan"/></span></span><h1>Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI)</h1> - you know what that is? Kind of state-of-the-art scanning of the body. <span class="caps">MRI </span>provides much greater contrast between the different soft tissues of the body than a CT (computed tomography) scan. It's especially useful for brain, muscle, heart and cancer imaging. 

<p>A group of Dutch research scientists led by an Associate Professor of Gynaecology, has found its particularly useful for another kind of scan too - scanning couples having sex. </p>

<p>Professor Willibrord Weijmar Schultz and colleagues from University Hospital Groningen in the Netherlands recruited eight couples and three single women over the past ten years and scanned them making love in thirteen different episodes. The experiment was written up in <a href="http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/319/7225/1596">The British Medical Journal</a> and apparently has been the most-read article ever published in that prestigious magazine. Why do this? From the abstract - </p>

<blockquote>To find out whether taking images of the male and female genitals during coitus is feasible and to find out whether former and current ideas about the anatomy during sexual intercourse and during female sexual arousal are based on assumptions or on facts.</blockquote>

<p>The research team found that the imaging showed that during female sexual arousal the uterus raises and the front of vaginal wall lengthens. There was no evidence of an increase in the volume of the uterus during sexual arousal, or a change in the position of the uterus, as had been reported by Masters and Johnson in the 1960s.</p>

<p>They also found that during intercourse in the "missionary position" the penis is neither straight nor "S" shaped as had been previously thought, but is, in fact, the shape of a boomerang. </p>

<p><span class="thumbnail-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2FBoomerangMRI.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1256723354779',460,454);"><img src="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/storage/thumbnails/231239-4582802-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1256723359505" alt="MRIcopulation"/></a></span></span>Holy Moly Batman! Who would have thought it? A boomerang. </p>

<p>Professor Shultz also comments on a famous drawing by Da Vinci - showing a cross-section of a couple having sex - saying that it's anatomically wrong - the penis is too straight for one thing. </p>

<blockquote>The Renaissance sketch shows a transparent view of the anatomy of sexual intercourse as envisaged by the anatomists of his time. The semen was supposed to come down from the brain through a channel which can be seen in the spine of the man. In the woman the right lactiferous duct is depicted as originating in the right female breast and ending in the genital area. Even a genius like Leonardo da Vinci distorted men's and women's bodies---as seen now---to fit the ideology of his time and to the notions of his colleagues, who he paid tribute to.</blockquote>

<p>He also notes that the drawing is owned by the Queen of England and is housed in the Royal Collection at Windsor castle. Click on the thumbnail to the right - <span class="thumbnail-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2FCopulationDaVinci.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1256719627340',710,530);"><img src="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/storage/thumbnails/231239-4582606-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1256719632483" alt="CopulationDaVinci"/></a></span></span></p>

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<p>I'm guessing we won't see a repeat of this experiment with homosexual couples. But I do wonder if anyone has done an <span class="caps">MRI </span>of someone defecating or urinating. That would be quite interesting - don't you think? Or does this disgust you? Discuss.</p>

<p><b>Update</b>: Incredible! I just found a video of a <span class="caps">MRI </span>scan of a guy defecating.</p>

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]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/17/ho-white-the-seven-dwarves-how-to-get-your-ass-sued-by-disne.html"><rss:title>Ho White &amp; The Seven Dwarves - How to Get Your Ass Sued by Disney</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/17/ho-white-the-seven-dwarves-how-to-get-your-ass-sued-by-disne.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Malcolm Lambe</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-17T06:19:42Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Ho White &amp; The Seven Dwarves</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/storage/HoWhite.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1255760438380" alt="HoWhite&amp;TheSevenDwarves"/></span></span><H1>Ho White</H1> &amp; The Seven Dwarves. Unbelievably stupid advertising campaign from Australian ad agency <b>The Foundry</b>. Stupid because they've done a parody of Disney's artwork for Snow White &amp; The Seven Dwarves to flog a raspberry-favored beer. Did these idiots think that Disney was going to stand by while they besmirched their Snow White brand? You can imagine the size of the lawsuit that's heading Foundry's way. Maybe "idiots" is the wrong word. "Morons" is more like it. The website page  has been pulled but I was able to get these images from the Google cache. <span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/storage/HoWhiteSevenDwarves.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1255760757815" alt="HoWhite"/></span></span> </p>

Here's the explanation that was on the site - <blockquote><b>Anything But Sweet - The Foundry</b>
"Our partnership with Jamieson Brewery started with the redesign of their logo and the launch of Raspberry Ale. While getting our hands dirty with Raspberry Ale, we soon recognised that this beer was in fact ‘Anything but Sweet’. So we challenged the consumer’s notion of what this beer was, and created a striking campaign around this line. The strong packaging design and cheeky nature of the advertising work, hand in hand to create a truly unique brand identity, and so another brand transformation has begun."</blockquote>

<p>That should probably read "And so another Disney lawsuit has begun.</p>

<p>Here's a link to the cache of AnythingButSweet.com and <a href="http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:QswSrc5qNWUJ:www.thefoundry.net.au/AnythingButSweet+anything+but+sweet+jamieson&amp;cd=2&amp;hl=en&amp;ct=clnk&amp;gl=ca&amp;client=firefox-a">Ho White &amp; The Seven Dwarves</a></p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/14/macspeech-dictate-155-review.html"><rss:title>MacSpeech Dictate 1.5.5 Review</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/14/macspeech-dictate-155-review.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Malcolm Lambe</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-14T07:31:13Z</dc:date><dc:subject>MacSpeech Dictate 1.5.5 dragon naturally speaking</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/storage/MacSpeechDictate.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1255505523189" alt="MacSpeechDictate"/></span></span><h1>MacSpeech Dictate Version 1.5.5</h1> was released a week ago and I bought it. I went for Dictate because I'm on a Mac using Snow Leopard <span class="caps">OSX.</span> Otherwise I would have opted for <b>Dragon Naturally Speaking</b> - the PC version - they use the same technology. I've been doing a lot of typing lately and the Repetitive Strain Injury - Carpal Tunnel Syndrome has reared its ugly head again. I definitely have it. I was tested a few years back - had the electrodes put on each finger and an electrical current applied. Awful experience. But confirmed what I'd suspected. As my fingers were going numb. The condition was probably aggravated by the fact I broke my right wrist falling off a truck - tying down a load - 25 years ago.

<p>But there's another reason I bought this <b>Voice Recognition Software</b> - I like to have a conversational tone to all my copy - like I'm talking one on one to you. And I find if I dictate straight into MacSpeech or similar, it sounds natural. They claim 99% accuracy but I didn't believe that for a minute. And I still don't. But the results are pretty good. I've written about it here - <a href="http://www.yourinternets.com/google-cash-detective/2009/10/13/macspeech-dictate-155-review.html">MacSpeech Dictate Version 1.5.5 Review</a></p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/8/harry-connick-jnr-is-a-hypocrite.html"><rss:title>Harry Connick Jnr is a Hypocrite</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/8/harry-connick-jnr-is-a-hypocrite.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Malcolm Lambe</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-08T11:49:35Z</dc:date><dc:subject>harry connick jnr harry connick jnr black preacher skit hey hey its saturday jackson jive</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Big kerfuffle Downunder in Australia as <b>Harry Connick Jnr</b> accuses an <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/entertainment/hey-hey-harry-connick-jnr/2009/10/08/1254701095637.html">Australian act on TV show "Hey Hey Its Saturday"</a> as being racist - and the world's press beat-up the story. I don't see it as racist at all. But the same skit performed in the <span class="caps">U.S. </span>most definitely would be. But the funny part is Mister Harry Connick Jnr can be accused of the same thing. Check out this vid where he's <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooKaCbMvaZ0">impersonating a black preacher on <span class="caps">MAD</span> TV</a>. See the thing is, you Yanks don't get our humor. What's offensive to you is perfectly acceptable to Aussies - even black Aussies, I'm betting. But there again, I'm not black. If anything were offensive in that skit, it was the whole <b>Jackson Jive</b> thing. </p>

<p>So, you know, "when in Rome" Harry Connick Jnr.</p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/3/poker-chips-a-guide-to-buying.html"><rss:title>Poker Chips - a Guide to Buying</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/10/3/poker-chips-a-guide-to-buying.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Malcolm Lambe</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-03T10:59:59Z</dc:date><dc:subject>chip poker poker chips</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>Poker Chips</h1>Here's a handy video guide to buying poker chips. A sort of "Everything you wanted to know about poker chips but were afraid to ask". <embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" 	height="504" 	allowfullscreen="true" 	allowscriptaccess="always" 	src="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.0.5.swf" 	w3c="true" 	flashvars='config={"key":"#$b6eb72a0f2f1e29f3d4","playlist":[{"url":"http://www.archive.org/download/bgws_018/format=Thumbnail?.jpg","autoPlay":true,"scaling":"fit"},{"url":"http://www.archive.org/download/bgws_018/bgws_018_512kb.mp4","autoPlay":false,"accelerated":true,"scaling":"fit","provider":"h264streaming"},{"url":"http://www.archive.org/download/bgws_018/bgws_018hq_512kb.mp4","autoPlay":false,"accelerated":true,"scaling":"fit","provider":"h264streaming"}],"clip":{"autoPlay":false,"accelerated":true,"scaling":"fit","provider":"h264streaming"},"canvas":{"backgroundColor":"0x000000","backgroundGradient":"none"},"plugins":{"audio":{"url":"http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.0.3-dev.swf"},"controls":{"playlist":true,"fullscreen":true,"gloss":"high","backgroundColor":"0x000000","backgroundGradient":"medium","sliderColor":"0x777777","progressColor":"0x777777","timeColor":"0xeeeeee","durationColor":"0x01DAFF","buttonColor":"0x333333","buttonOverColor":"0x505050"},"h264streaming":{"url":"http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.h264streaming-3.0.5.swf"}},"contextMenu":[{"Item bgws_018 at archive.org":"function()"},"-","Flowplayer 3.0.5"]}'> </embed>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/28/pharaohs-club-poker-chips-new-release-great-investment-oppor.html"><rss:title>Pharaoh's Club Poker Chips New release - Great Investment Opportunity</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/28/pharaohs-club-poker-chips-new-release-great-investment-oppor.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Malcolm Lambe</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-09-28T11:32:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>collectible poker chips pharaohs club poker chips poker chips</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/storage/Pharaohs100Chip.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1254137644108" alt="PharaohsClubPokerChips"/></span></span><h1>Pharaoh's Club Poker Chips New Release</h1>Do you consider yourself a savvy investor? Jump on this. The new release - as in new design - of clay poker chips (Paulson-like)from Pharaoh's Club is about to be released. These things went ballistic the first time they were released in 2005. Half a million of them were sold on the first day. Originally a boxed set cost $300. Now they are on eBay for at least $1500. Better than money in the bank eh? Go here to <a href="www.chiptalk.net">Chip talk</a> to order. Bettter be quick though. These things are sure to sell out just as fast as the first lot. 

<p><span class="caps">BTW </span>did you see that old "The Mint" clay chip that sold on eBay last month? A $5 chip went for $14,100. Woman had it in her jewelry box for 47 years. </p>

<p>Pharaoh's Club Poker Chips.</p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/23/everything-youve-always-wanted-to-know-about-poker-chips-but.html"><rss:title>Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About Poker Chips But Were Afraid To Ask</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/23/everything-youve-always-wanted-to-know-about-poker-chips-but.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Malcolm Lambe</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-09-23T11:44:12Z</dc:date><dc:subject>casino poker chips clay poker chips collectible poker chips poker chip poker chip set poker chips</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/storage/IllegalChips.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1253707428789" alt="IllegalPokerChips"/></span></span><h1>Poker Chips</h1>If you're interested in collecting poker chips there's an awful lot you need to know. Let's start with <b>Illegal Poker Chips</b>. What are they? Illegals are chips that were used by illegal casinos. They are fairly uncommon and thus classified as <b>rare poker chips</b>. The one in the thumbnail is an illegal club chip from the Hollywood club in Toledo, <span class="caps">OH.</span> If you want to see some more, go to this <a href="http://pages.marshallsbrocante.com/5018/InventoryPage/1262443/1.html">This Poker Chip Dealers Site</a> where you can buy illegal chips from $15. There's more on <a href="http://pages.marshallsbrocante.com/5018/InventoryPage/1262442/1.html">This Page</a> this time from illegal Texas casinos.

<p>Illegal poker chips sometimes come up for auction on eBay. There was one there in July but none at the moment. Poker Chip collecting is very popular. A rare $5 Vegas casino chip from "The Mint" sold recently on eBay for $14,100 after lying in a woman's jewelry box for 47 years. <span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/storage/PokerChipMint.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1253711279145" alt="PokerChips"/></span></span></p>


<p><a href="http://www.pressreleasepoint.com/pharaoh039s-club-poker-chips-set-break-sales-records-again" class="active">Pharaoh&#039;s Club Poker Chips Set to Break Sales Records Again</a></p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/22/shoe-throwing-iraqi-journalist-to-spill-the-beans.html"><rss:title>Shoe-Throwing Iraqi Journalist to Spill the Beans</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/22/shoe-throwing-iraqi-journalist-to-spill-the-beans.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Malcolm Lambe</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-09-22T12:40:06Z</dc:date><dc:subject>George Bush Iraq al-Zaidi iraqi shoe-thrower shoe-throwing animated gif</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/storage/moe.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1253623612162" alt="ShoeThrowingGif"/></span></span>From a report in the <a href="http://aawsat.com/english/news.asp?section=1&amp;id=18141">Arab online news site Asharq Alawsat</a> <blockquote>In a press conference following his release from prison on Tuesday, Muntazer al-Zaidi, the Iraqi journalist who infamously threw his shoes at former President George W. Bush during a press conference in Baghdad, has demanded that Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki apologize to him, and accused the Iraqi authorities of torture.

<p>Al-Zaidi was taken straight to the al-Baghdadiya office following his release from prison where, during a press conference, he said "I call for al-Maliki to apologize for withholding the truth from the people, for at the time when he (al-Maliki) said that he could not sleep until he was reassured of my fate…I was suffering the most hideous kinds of torture from being given electric shocks, and being beaten with cables and metal rods."</p>

<p>Al-Zaidi added "They [the guards] left me in the morning, handcuffed, and in a place with no protection from the cold, after being immersed in water from dawn. This is why I will talk about the names of those involved in my torture, and this includes State officials and officials in the army."</p>

<p>During this press conference, al-Zaidi, who had grown a beard and was wearing a dark suit and tie, also said "I am now free, but my country is still captive. I would like to thank all those who stood beside me from the honorable people in my country and [throughout] the Arab and Islamic world."</p>

<p>Al-Zaidi also revealed "There is the fear inside me that the <span class="caps">CIA </span>will monitor me and may eliminate me physically, socially, or professionally."</p>

<p>Muntazer al-Zaidi, who was released on good behavior after serving three quarters of his sentence, also said that "the <span class="caps">CIA </span>or its affiliates in Iraq will spare no effort to eliminate me."</p>

<p>Al-Zaidi said that he had no concrete proof that the <span class="caps">CIA </span>would monitor him, and that this is just an "expectation" on his part.</p>

<p>Al-Zaidi also revealed that during his stay in prison, he was not held in solitary confinement but rather with the general prison population, and that during this time he received news from his lawyer and members of his family.</p>

<p>When asked about his motivation for throwing his shoes at former President George W. Bush, al-Zaidi said that he considered this to be a "normal reaction to what the Occupation [forces] were doing inside Iraq."</p>

Al-Zaidi, who seemed tired, and who lost a tooth and suffered a broken nose during his time in prison, said that he did not throw his shoes at former President Bush in order to "go down in history" but that he wanted to reflect the images seen in the Iraqi street every day [under US occupation], particularly with regards to the fear, killings, and intimidation caused by the occupying forces.</blockquote>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/22/dont-fall-foul-of-the-fcc.html"><rss:title>Don't Fall Foul of the FCC.</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/22/dont-fall-foul-of-the-fcc.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Malcolm Lambe</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-09-22T11:05:56Z</dc:date><dc:subject>FCC</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1><span class="caps">FCC </span>- The Federal Communications Commission</h1> is an independent United States government agency. The <span class="caps">FCC </span>was established by the Communications Act of 1934 and is charged with regulating interstate and international communications by radio, television, wire, satellite and cable. And a bunch of politically-correct humorless bastards they are too. From <a href="http://www.fcc.gov">their website</a> -

<blockquote>	
History of Communications<br />
Early TV Images: click for more information about these images

<p>Most people know that if they watch television the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is part of their life due to its role in regulating interstate and international communications by radio, television, wire, satellite, and cable.</p>

<p>What people may not recognize is the extent to which every area of their life is intertwined with the communications technologies the <span class="caps">FCC </span>has responsibility to regulate. For example, because almost all electrical and electronic equipment emits radio frequencies, <span class="caps">FCC </span>equipment authorization rules protect you when:</p>

<p>    *</p>

<p>      Your child plays with a radio-controlled airplane,<br />
    *</p>

<p>      Your teenager upstairs sends their homework assignment to the printer downstairs via your new wireless home network,<br />
    *</p>

<p>      Your toll fee is automatically deducted from the little plastic box attached to your windshield without having to stop at the booth,<br />
    *</p>

<p>      You swipe your credit card at the gasoline pump,<br />
    *</p>

<p>      You push the button on your garage door opener,</p>

<p>	</p>

<p>    *</p>

<p>      You heat your breakfast waffle in the microwave,<br />
    *</p>

<p>      The cashier at the coffee shop rings up your favorite morning drink using an electronic cash register and inventory control system,<br />
    *</p>

<p>      The local video store contacts its remote, central computer network to find out if you have enough bonus points to qualify for a free rental,<br />
    *</p>

<p>      You lock your car with your remote entry system,<br />
    *</p>

      You activate your home alarm system before going to bed.</blockquote>

<p><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2NDPT0Ph5rA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2NDPT0Ph5rA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center></p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/20/richard-jalichandra-of-technorati-please-call-home.html"><rss:title>Richard Jalichandra of Technorati Please Call Home</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2009/9/20/richard-jalichandra-of-technorati-please-call-home.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Malcolm Lambe</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-09-20T09:59:36Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Richard Jalichandra Technorati</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><H1>Richard Jalichandra Please Call Home</H1>Hi Richard, how you doing? Look I've still got the same problem with you guys - you're not tracking me properly. In fact when I go to Technorati I get "No claimed blogs" - which you and I both know is b/S. You still have that bug don't you? Either that or you're blatantly discriminating against French Freedom Fry blogs - again. Something should be done about it I tell you. Can you get that nice Techie girl to sort it out again? I haven't asked for a couple of years - since David Sifry was <span class="caps">CEO </span>- but it seems a pity you're not tracking me. This humble blog got 508k uniques in May. True. Don't check your stats - you don't have any. Try Alexa or Compete. Thanks. Yours in frustration, Malkie. </p>

<p><span class="caps">BTW</span> I would have rung you on your shoe-phone number if I had it. David Sifry gave me his last time this happened and I would have sent an email to your private email addie like David Sifry - if I had it. But this is more fun don't you think? There again - you're not David Sifry. You're Richard Jalichandra. And maybe you're not "hands-on" like David was. We'll see.</p>

<span class="caps">UPDATE</span>: I managed to get the widget and embedded it in the Nav Bar on the left there but look at the stats - completely bogus. And I'm still having trouble claiming my other blogs. Get this message - <blockquote>
There was a problem finding your claim code.

<p>Please make sure this claim code appears in a post in your blog feed (either <span class="caps">RSS </span>or Atom) exactly as it was provided:</p>

<p><span class="caps">XXXXXXXXXXX</span></p>

<p>If you have already verified above, please contact Technorati support with the following information:</p>

    * Please include the following error code: 400<br />
    * <span class="caps">URL </span>you are claiming<br />
    * The name of your blog<br />
    * Your contact info<br />
    * A short description of your blog and the type of content you like to write about.<br />
    * Does your blog have a <span class="caps">RSS </span>feed? Please see if you can supply us with an example <span class="caps">URL </span>of your feed.</blockquote> And yes I have an <span class="caps">RSS </span>feed. <span class="caps">ALL </span>my posts are picked up by Google within minutes.
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