FRONT PAGEFRONT PAGEhttp://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2012-02-01T10:22:12ZSquarespace365 Sketcheshttp://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2011/4/13/365-sketches.htmlMalcolm Lambe2011-04-13T18:30:48Z2011-04-13T18:30:48ZI just came across this post over at Princeton blog bq. 365sketches is a project about design, open source, and community. The project started as a way for me to do just one thing each day to better myself as a designer. It turned into a way for me to share ideas and techniques with hundreds of people every day. By using free and open source software, I was able to maintain the project with no monetary costs, while creating objects of personal and community value. The process for publishing has been refined and modified over time, and provides me with a relatively simple way to share my work with a lot of people in just a few clicks. I hope that you’ll consider participating in the project. The best way is to subscribe to the site at http://365sketches.org or if you’re on Facebook, join the page at http://www.facebook.com/365sketches
]]>Make Money Online - Here's Howhttp://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2011/4/13/make-money-online-heres-how.htmlMalcolm Lambe2011-04-13T09:54:02Z2011-04-13T09:54:02Z"Make Money Online" - that's what everyone's interested in. So I'm going to break it down for you. I'm going to point you to a Free Tool you can use to find your niche/your keywords and start making money online. In fact - I'm going to go further. I'm going to give you almost a "blueprint" for making money online with your own sites.
Obviously, the most important thing is to have your site on the first page of Google - preferably in the first three results. That's where people are clicking and that's where the money is. have a look at this pie-chart. Its form a few years back. When AOL was using Google. No-one really knows the breakdown of what happens on the first page but this is probably pretty close to it.
See that? #1 gets most of the clicks.
There are five important factors on your website that Google uses to determine where your website ranks. If you can get these 5 factors on your site to be a little better than the five factors on your competitor’s sites, you will rank in the number 1 position in Google. That’s all there is to it.
here's what you do -
STEP 1: FIND THE MONEY KEYWORDS - Find “buying keywords” or “money keywords”. These are keywords that people use when they are looking to spend money. This is very important because often people will rank in Google for keywords that are NOT buying keywords. This means that even if you get lots of traffic, your visitors are not looking to spend money which means you won’t make any sales.
I'm guilty of this myself. there are plenty of pages one this blog that get decent traffic - but doesn't matter what offers I put there - no-one's buying.
STEP 2: MASTER GOOGLE’S FIVE FACTORS - You need to “Reverse Engineer” your competitors websites so that you can outrank them in the SERPS - Search Engine Results Pages. And by "search engine", we mean Google. They have 65% of the US search market. Yahoo only has 16%. And Bing is not far behind.
So take a good look at the five factors on your competitors sites and then simply make the five factors on your website a little better. That's it.
To get started, you will need to download a free version of this powerful keyword tool - Market Samurai
]]>Top 10 Worst Website Nameshttp://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2011/3/31/top-10-worst-website-names.htmlMalcolm Lambe2011-03-31T09:23:03Z2011-03-31T09:23:03Z1. www.ChildrenSlaughter.com Children Slaughter (Childrens laughter) - now redirects to www.childrens-laughter.org LOL
2. www.PenisLand.net Penis Land (Pen Island) - "Welcome to Pen Island! The best pens on the internet!" - server down. Blame Frank Kern
3. www.rim.jobs - Rim Jobs - server down but was a real site for Research In Motion. Tasty
4. www.BuildersCrap.com Builders Crap (Builder Scrap) - "Saving the environment, saving costs" - right
5. www.PowerGenitalia.com Power Genitalia(Power Gen Italia) - "under construction" - something's going up
6. www.WhorePresents.com Whore Presents (Who Represents) - celebrity contact list - call a whore
7. www.ExpertSexChange.com Expert Sex Change (Experts Exchange) - parked site - M.I.A.
8. www.TheRapistFinder.com The Rapist Finder (Therapist Finder) - now redirects to www.CounselingCalifornia.com - gee, just when I was looking for a good rapist too.
]]>Google Sniper 2.0 - George Montagu Brown's Latest Scam Producthttp://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2011/2/17/google-sniper-20-george-montagu-browns-latest-scam-product.htmlMalcolm Lambe2011-02-17T15:00:44Z2011-02-17T15:00:44ZGoogle Sniper 2.0 Review - George Montagu Brown - come on down. This is your scamming life.
Carla Bruni - married to French President Nicholas Sarkozy - with a cover of the David Bowie hit "Absolute Beginners". I found this through an article on The Telegraph - that crap right-wing Tory rag from the U.K. And comme d'habitude they slag her off - saying
Judging by initial reactions, the French first lady’s version of Absolute Beginners, which has been leaked on the internet, may well sink a large nail into her already flagging pop singing career.
The version of Bowie’s 1986 classic, which she has recorded for a charity Bowie tribute album, has prompted a deluge of mockery.
"Deluge of mockery" huh? That's funny...I live in Paris and this is the first I've heard of it.
“It has to go down as one of the worst covers in the history of rock, although there are certainly a few by Tom Jones I would rank lower,” said Jean Daniel Beauvallet, a highly respected rock critic from Les Inrockuptibles, France’s Rolling Stone._
“I find the cover insignificant, a rush-job, badly recorded and badly produced as if done between a cigar and a glass of eau de vie.”_
Au contraire. I find it charming. I like the under-production. A lot of French Rock is over-produced.
“But above all, what’s incredible is the casual manner in which she goes about taking on Bowie. One has the impression she’s putting on an existentialist French sulk, as if she doesn’t want to be there.”
Cool by me. The French are good at that.
He said: “There’s a Marie-Antoinette side to her, I find it incredible she doesn’t realise that she can’t sing now, she doesn’t have the right to when the country is on the verge or exploding and she is Sarkozy’s wife. Can you imagine Cherie Blair or Samantha Cameron doing that?”_
Ah, no...I can't. Cherie Fucking Blair probably can't sing a note and is an ugly dog anyway.
The "Absolute Beginners" track is part of the album "We Were So Turned On" which has been produced for War Child International - a network of worldwide independent organisations to help children affected by war.
So fuck the Brits and their Telegraph. You rock Carla!
]]>Piss Poor Adhttp://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2010/8/6/piss-poor-ad.htmlMalcolm Lambe2010-08-06T09:31:25Z2010-08-06T09:31:25ZDoes this spot piss you off? Its for the CLIO Awards - specifically for "Healthcare" advertising spots. It's targeted towards advertising copywriters and art directors. People like me. Sick people. ;-) Entries close today.(for the record, I love it)
]]>BP Gulf Oil Spill - the "Response Plan" They Don't Want You To Seehttp://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2010/6/13/bp-gulf-oil-spill-the-response-plan-they-dont-want-you-to-se.htmlMalcolm Lambe2010-06-13T07:01:41Z2010-06-13T07:01:41ZBP Regional Oil Spill Response Plan for the Gulf of Mexico as of June, 2009
If the spill went unabated, shoreline impact would depend upon existing environmental conditions. Near shore response may include the deployment of shoreline boom on beach areas, or protection and sorbent boom on vegetated areas. Strategies would be based upon surveillance and real time trajectories provided by The Response Group that depict areas of potential impact given actual sea and weather conditions. Strategies from t he Area Contingency Plan, T he Response Group and Unified Command would be consulted to ensure that environmental and special economic resources would be correctly identified and prioritized t o ensure optimal protection. T he Response Group shoreline response guides depict the protection response modes applicable f or oil spill clean-up operations. Each response mode is schematically represented to show optimum deployment and operation o f the equipment i n areas of environmental concern. Supervisory personnel have the option to modify the deployment and operation of equipment allowing a more effective response to site-specific circumstances.
]]>The Downfall of Crappy Sales Copyhttp://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2010/4/23/the-downfall-of-crappy-sales-copy.htmlMalcolm Lambe2010-04-23T07:58:36Z2010-04-23T07:58:36Z
]]>Bella Heathcote - Gorgeous Aussie Actress Starring in "Beneath Hill 60"http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2010/4/21/bella-heathcote-gorgeous-aussie-actress-starring-in-beneath.htmlMalcolm Lambe2010-04-21T21:38:43Z2010-04-21T21:38:43Z
]]>Come Back to Paris - It's Spring!http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2010/4/21/come-back-to-paris-its-spring.htmlMalcolm Lambe2010-04-21T06:54:22Z2010-04-21T06:54:22ZC'est le Printemps! Come back to Paris.
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I just came across this post over at Princeton blog bq. 365sketches is a project about design, open source, and community. The project started as a way for me to do just one thing each day to better myself as a designer. It turned into a way for me to share ideas and techniques with hundreds of people every day. By using free and open source software, I was able to maintain the project with no monetary costs, while creating objects of personal and community value. The process for publishing has been refined and modified over time, and provides me with a relatively simple way to share my work with a lot of people in just a few clicks. I hope that you’ll consider participating in the project. The best way is to subscribe to the site at http://365sketches.org or if you’re on Facebook, join the page at http://www.facebook.com/365sketches
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