Moronic Somali Pirates Mistakenly Attack French Warship
Tuesday, May 5, 2009 at 09:16AM
Malcolm Lambe

SomaliPiratesAttackFrenchWarshipSomali Pirates mistakenly attacked a French warship, Nivose, off the Seychelles yesterday. Dumbasses. The pirates, in two small outboard-powered skiffs, must have shat themselves when they were suddenly confronted with a helicopter gunship and two rubber-duckies full of pissed-off French Commandos (frogmen?). Too funny. The French arrested the pirates, ditched their weapons in the drink and blew up their boats. Voila!

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