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Make The Girl Dance Baby Baby Baby Lyrics in English

BabyBabyBabyLyricsEnglishBaby Baby Baby Lyrics translated (loosely) into English. Some of this stuff doesn't translate. There are French in-jokes and references to French celebrities, film stars and rock stars. Click on the hyperlinks in the lyrics to find out more.

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BTW The clip was filmed on Rue Montorgueil which translates as "Street Mount Pride" - probably another in-joke amongst the creators.

Baby Baby Baby

I want to fuck on the commode. I want Tellier on my Ipod.

I want your Mom’s Black Amex. I want your Dad's car.

I want to go out with your mates. I will wear my cutest panties.

I want a hot sex session. You can look but you can’t touch.

I want to be a Justice top friend - Gaspard’s hand on my thigh.

I want to be able to count without my fingers. And I want yours in the right spot.

I don’t want to go up the stairs. That's perfect - you're going to carry me.

I want to be the only person in photos. And I want to model for Laurent.

I want gifted children. And I want my dog to have a degree.

I want your head on a platter. I want mine to be on Denisot.

I don't want any cake. I just want Coke.

I don't want Kate, I want Ethan Hawke.

I want to jump off of a big ladder. Do as you can for the rainbow.

I want chocolate and vanilla flavoured ice cream. I want your balls to be blueberry flavoured.

I want to dance like Vanessa. I want to see her guy at Ibiza.

I want to be asleep when you wake up. And I want Yelle’s t-shirt.

I want to fit all my jeans. And I want you to come home with your pay check.

I want ice cubes in my glass. I want to give your grandma a shotty.

I saw your ex - you know she's dumb. Tell her I found her boots.

I don't want a pip in my cherry. I want you to straighten the Tower of Pisa.
I want to cum in a Deux Chevaux. And I'll do it behind your back.

From the original French Lyrics of Baby Baby Baby

baby baby baby .....

je veux des plans sur la commode
j'veux Tellier sur mon ipod
je veux l'amex black de ta mere
je veux la voiture de ton pere
j'veux sortir avec tes potes
j'mettrais ma plus belle culotte
j'veux une session un peu hot
j'veux bien qu'tu r'gardes mais pas qu'tu p'lote

baby baby baby ....

j'veux etre dans l'top de justice
la main d' Gaspar sur ma cuisse
je veux compter même sans les doigts
je veux les tiens au bon endroit
je veux pas prendre les escaliers
tien c'est parfait, tu vas m'porter
je veux que moi sur les photos
et j'veux poser pour Saint Lau
je veux des enfants surdoués
et j'veux qu'mon chien soit diplomé
je veux ta tête sur un plateau
je veux pas d' cake, j'veux de la coke
je veux sauter d'une grande échelle
je veux des glaces choco vanille
je veux tes boules à la myrtille

je veux danser comme Vanessa
j'veux voir son mec à Ibiza
je veux dormir quand tu te réveilles
et j'veux l'même T-shirt que Yelle
j'veux rentrer dans tous mes Jeans
et j'veux qu'tu rentres avec ta prime
j'veux des glacons dans mon verre
faire une souflette à ta grand-mère
j'ai vu ton ex, tu sais la sotte
dis lui qu'j'ai retrouvé ses bottes
j'veux pas noyau dans ma cerise
j'veux qu'tu redresse la tour de Pise
j'veux jouir dans une 2 chevauxx
et je vais l'faire derrière ton dos

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Reader Comments (16)

June 26, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterme
I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don't know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.


July 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSusan
awesome songgg ;D
July 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersib
isn't the Gaspard more likely to be about Gaspard Augé of Justice?
August 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnd The Lord said...
faire une souflette à ta grand-mère

"souflette" means Shotgun or "shotty"

Someone reverses a joint and blows out smoke, usually kissing another person.

Give your grandma a shotty.
September 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJeannot
@ Jeannot, merci beaucoup! I'll amend it.
September 29, 2009 | Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe
@ and the Lord said,

you're right. Thanks!
September 29, 2009 | Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe
im gonna learn french just because i love this song so much.
October 19, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermichelle
hahaha wowwwww. thats all i have to say. just wow. the french are NUTS
November 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjacquieee
November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCalvin
Thank You!
Now i know, what the girl(s)sing.
March 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBahr
Just as a note, I'm listening to this song right now, and it seems you're missing a line in the French version, between:

je veux sauter d'une grande échelle
-------- Here ----------------------
je veux des glaces choco vanille

It's the line about l'arc-en-ciel I think?

May 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNelson
I think there's a minor mistake in this:

"I don't want any cake. I just want Coke."

You spelled Coke with a capital C, implying it refers to the soft drink. I'm pretty sure they are actually referring to cocaine. Which makes more sense, seeing that they blurred it out.
September 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJohn D
what are their names?
December 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterselcuk
Who's Vanessa?
May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDavid
Vanessa is Vanessa Paradis and "son mec" is johnny depp
May 15, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterL.L

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