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Sep052008

Sarah Palin - the Whacko from Wasilla

Jesus H Christ. You've really got to wonder about you stupid fucking Americans (well the right-wing, neo-nazi, crackpot born again, war-mongering redneck Americans who think the answer to everything is to kick some ass). It was bad enough with that baboon Bush at the helm but God help the world if Gung-Ho McCain and his fruitcake sidekick Palin get in. Bad enough that she thinks the Iraq invasion was sanctioned by G.O.D. (the real one - not the one those "towel-heads" believe in) but have a look at where she's coming from. These are the nonnegotiable tenets of faith that her church - the Assemblies of God adhere to. Also known as the official Statement of Fundamental Truths. Take special note of #15 -
WE BELIEVE...A Final Judgment Will Take Place for those who have rejected Christ. They will be judged for their sin and consigned to eternal punishment in a punishing lake of fire.
Holey Moley! A punishing lake of fire. And you thought the Muslims were living in the Dark Ages? Oh yeah...#8 is a doozey too -
WE BELIEVE... The Initial Physical Evidence of the Baptism in the Holy Spirit is ‘Speaking in Tongues,’ as experienced on the Day of Pentecost and referenced throughout Acts and the Epistles.

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WE BELIEVE...The Scriptures are Inspired by God and declare His design and plan for mankind.
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WE BELIEVE...There is only One True God–revealed in three persons...Father, Son, and Holy Spirit (commonly known as the Trinity).
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WE BELIEVE...In the Deity of the Lord Jesus Christ. As God's son Jesus was both human and divine.
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WE BELIEVE...though originally good, Man Willingly Fell to Sin–ushering evil and death, both physical and spiritual, into the world.
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WE BELIEVE...Every Person Can Have Restored Fellowship with God Through 'Salvation' (accepting Christ's offer of forgiveness for sin). [1 of 4 cardinal doctrines of the A/G]
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WE BELIEVE...and practice two ordinances—(1) Water Baptism by Immersion after repenting of one's sins and receiving Christ's gift of salvation, and (2) Holy Communion (the Lord's Supper) as a symbolic remembrance of Christ's suffering and death for our salvation.
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WE BELIEVE...the Baptism in the Holy Spirit is a Special Experience Following Salvation that empowers believers for witnessing and effective service, just as it did in New Testament times. [1 of 4 cardinal doctrines of the A/G]
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WE BELIEVE... The Initial Physical Evidence of the Baptism in the Holy Spirit is ‘Speaking in Tongues,’ as experienced on the Day of Pentecost and referenced throughout Acts and the Epistles.
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WE BELIEVE...Sanctification Initially Occurs at Salvation and is not only a declaration that a believer is holy, but also a progressive lifelong process of separating from evil as believers continually draw closer to God and become more Christlike.
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WE BELIEVE...The Church has a Mission to seek and save all who are lost in sin. We believe 'the Church' is the Body of Christ and consists of the people who, throughout time, have accepted God's offer of redemption (regardless of religious denomination) through the sacrificial death of His son Jesus Christ.
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WE BELIEVE...A Divinely Called and Scripturally Ordained Leadership Ministry Serves the Church. The Bible teaches that each of us under leadership must commit ourselves to reach others for Christ, to worship Him with other believers, and to build up or edify the body of believers–the Church.
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WE BELIEVE...Divine Healing of the Sick is a Privilege for Christians Today and is provided for in Christ's atonement (His sacrificial death on the cross for our sins). [1 of 4 cardinal doctrines of the A/G]
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WE BELIEVE...in The Blessed Hope—When Jesus Raptures His Church Prior to His Return to Earth (the second coming). At this future moment in time all believers who have died will rise from their graves and will meet the Lord in the air, and Christians who are alive will be caught up with them, to be with the Lord forever. [1 of 4 cardinal doctrines of the A/G]
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WE BELIEVE...in The Millennial Reign of Christ when Jesus returns with His saints at His second coming and begins His benevolent rule over earth for 1,000 years. This millennial reign will bring the salvation of national Israel and the establishment of universal peace.
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WE BELIEVE...A Final Judgment Will Take Place for those who have rejected Christ. They will be judged for their sin and consigned to eternal punishment in a punishing lake of fire.
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WE BELIEVE...and look forward to the perfect New Heavens and a New Earth that Christ is preparing for all people, of all time, who have accepted Him. We will live and dwell with Him there forever following His millennial reign on Earth. 'And so shall we forever be with the Lord!'

And there I was thinking the underlying tenet of Christianity was Forgiveness...

And think about this...McCain is what - 72? If he's elected and kicks the bucket...guess who gets to put their finger on the button? Yep, Miss Talking-in-Tongues here. Scary thought.

BTW did you see the outrageous photoshopping done on the original VOGUE cover shot? They have a 44 year old head on a 20 year old's body. With very nice bazookas I might add. Check it out - Of course that's the body of a woman who's had five kids

And if you're looking for info on Sarah Palin's brilliant career check out this vitriolic email from an Alaskan woman who claims to know her well. Snopes has had it up for a few days and it was updated today.

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