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No this isn't a story about those Filipino assholes - DJ Montano, Celine Lopez, Tina Tinio, Tim Yap etc. This is about a bunch of Filipino medical assholes who were operating on another Filipino's asshole.

Staff at a Philippine government hospital are under investigation after a former patient threatened a lawsuit over a YouTube video clip of his rectal surgery. The clip showed nurses and surgeons laughing and cheering as a blue canister was removed from the male patient's rectum during a January 3 operation at the Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Centre in the central city of Cebu.

OK, so people want to know - what exactly is a blue canister? I Googled "foreign objects in rectum" and came up with this list of beauties -

A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3-1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72-1/2 jeweler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink.


What no gerbils!

Oh yeah...there was also this gem -

In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall.

Oh...my...God.

Brian Gorrell, DJ Montano, Celine Lopez, Tina Tinio, Tim Yap, Gucci Gang