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Dumbf**k Tries to Deposit 1 Million Dollar Bill

One Million Dollar Bill.jpgA real man of genius tried opening a bank account this week with a One Million Dollar Bill.

A bank teller in Clearwater, Aiken, South Carolina was confronted by a bozo trying to open an account with a dodgy $1 million bill. The millionaire started to curse and holler when his request was refused and the cops were called.

South Carolina huh? Wasn't that where the beauty queen was advocating more maps, such as? I note that 20% of Clearwater's residents had an income 20% below the poverty level in a 1999 survey. Maybe they've yet to find the stash of One Million Dollar Bills that must be at the end of the rainbow.

Clearwater is also in the news this week as a Clearwater man, traveling from Tampa International Airport to see his family was taken to a hospital in Charlotte, North Carolina after getting on a plane with untreated gunshot wounds.

Is it something in the water or what?

William Notaro, of Clearwater, was changing planes at Charlotte Airport and was taken off the departing flight after he was discovered to be bleeding from gunshot wounds.

He was treated at a Medical Center before resuming his journey.

According to Notaro, he received the gunshot wounds Saturday morning where he was apparently shot three times by a woman during an argument in an apartment.

Blam, blam, blam!

Coming back to the Million Dollar Bill - I found this mob on the net - bills"R"us who apparently do a nice line of Million Dollar Bills. What do you do with them you ask?

  • Use them as a Business Card
  • As A Stocking Stuffer
  • Birthday Cards
  • Hand to customers and say "Thanks A Million"
  • A perfect gift for your favorite Executive....A sheet of 32 uncut bills (4 across and 8 down)each with a different serial number to frame or hang on the office wall.

And they finish up by saying Thousands of other uses...you can just imagine....order today and Start Having Fun.

Looking at the crumpled note above, I'd say it could be part of the religious wackos stash that was impounded by the Feds last year. In those bills Grover Cleveland's pickie appeared on the $1 million religious tracts/come one million dollar bills. His Holiness Darrel Rundus of the Great News Network printed thousands of the big bills.

Secret Service agents became involved in the case after a bank customer in North Carolina tried to deposit one of the tracts. The million-dollar bills were the same size as federal reserve notes, used a portrait of President Grover Cleveland and had the distinctive peach and green coloring of new currency denominations. The back of the bill also looked like the $20 bill, except that the borders contained type-written warnings against sins -

The million dollar question: Will you go to Heaven? Here's a quick test. Have you ever told a lie, stolen anything, or used God's name in vain? Jesus said, "Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her has committed adultery already with her in his heart." Have you looked with lust? Will you be guilty on Judgment Day? If you have done those things God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart. The Bible warns that if you are guilty you will end up in Hell. That's not God's will. He sent His Son to suffer and die on the cross for you. Jesus took your punishment upon Himself -"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." Then He rose from the dead and defeated death. Please, repent (turn from sin) today and trust in Jesus, and God will grant you everlasting life. Then read your Bible daily and obey it.

At the time of the seizure last year, Brian Fahling, a Mississippi attorney, filed an injunction request on behalf of Great News Network saying the ministry had passed out millions of the tracts to spread a Gospel message, not to circulate counterfeit currency.

"It's just absurd to think anybody would view this tract as real money." he said.

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