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burn, baby, burnLook at this! This is extraordinary. Da Vinci Code is an anagram for C.I.A. Coven D.I.D. which is a special section set up to investigate the rise of witchcraft in the U.S. of A. You didn't know that, did you? D.I.D. stands for "Deep Inside Da Vinci" and apparently there is a spy-chip embedded deep within every copy of The Da Vinci Code. It's letting the U.S. Governnment know exactly who's reading this book.

Other interesting stats: 43% of readers of The Da Vinci Code believe that Jesus H. Christ and Mary Magdalene were secretly married and had a family. This compares well with the 29% of James Bond readers who are convinced that a secret Caribbean island fortress is home to Dr No. Meanwhile 46% of Batman viewers believe that Bruce Wayne rids Gotham City of masterbaters...sorry...master-criminals by donning a bat costume and switching to his alter ego aided by his little gay mate, Wobin, the Boy Wonder.

Makes you think, doesn't it?