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Take that seal boy - Another salvo from me in our Duelling Videos war. "Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet".

"Note to Tom Cruise: You live in a bubble within a bubble (that would be Scientology within Celebrityville) In your bubble, you might call the shots and exercise your version of control, but outside of the bubble is reality central. THAT'S the world your fans live in...and THAT's why your bubble has to be burst.

[context: Cruise bullies Comedy Central to pull an episode of South Park with a Scientology theme; How? Viacom owns both CC and Paramount, which produced Mission Impossible and Cruise refused to promote his movie...er isn't that biting off one's nose to spite one's face?]"

- commentary and pointer to this from jaffejuice the advertising blog. (Thanks man. Excellent. Puts me one up on Seal Boy.)

I hope you like it. Please leave me a comment. We all want Tom to come out of the closet. Even Nicole.

How Fucked is This!!! Cruise has managed to have this all-time funniest video yanked from YouTube as well. This is going to rebound on you butt-boy. What a humorless PRICK!