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Hey Paris...is that you? Look settle down...it's just me testing Keywords to prove a point. See the story below. Yeah I made this up. I can categorically state that you've never been "caught in a public toilet with girl rockstar". Not to my knowledge anyway. And even if you were it wouldn't interest me. But if you're interested...I live in Paris. Yeah, Paris, France. And this morning I'm going down to my local street market to take some video footage. So if you've come here looking for Paris you'll find the action over under the Video Blog (on the Navigation Bar, dummy).

Now back to normal programming....