Mariah Carey Pumps 'em Up!
Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 12:01PM
Malcolm Lambe

Donnie Mountjoy gets cuntstruck (can I say that here?) by the voice that can shatter a wine glass at a thousand paces. "Mariah Carey is credited as having a five-octave vocal range; she can cover all the notes from the alto range leading to those of a coloratura soprano. Her vocal trademark is her ability to sing in the whistle register - the highest register of the human voice" - Wikipedia. She's also got the biggest tits in captivity but that's another story. Donnie's actually. See story on the Main Page (you may even be on it. In which case, scroll down, numbnuts).

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