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Feb082006

Yessir Crackafat?

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O.K. This is not a joke. I repeat...this is not a joke. The Arab on the left is Yessir Crackafat and the one on the right is Fingers with a tea-towel on his head. He sent me these photos to prove once and for all that he looks nothing like Arab 1. And no...I didn't photoshop the tea-towel. So whadya reckon? Does he look like Yessir or not? (Psst...fingers...mate. You sure you know what you're doing here? I had you for a cert for a date with Mexican Mick this weekend.)

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Jeez I dunno fingers...

I reckon you'd be a dead ringer! So exactly how old was that photo?
February 8, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterUncle B
Dead ringer indeed.
February 8, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWCS
My picture didn't display, I'm still waiting for my hand job!!!!!!

Is that really Fingers?

If so, what a PRICK!!!!!
February 8, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterUncle Pervy
You mean to tell me Pervy that you've never met? I had always assumed that the two of you met initially offline at some dingy bar but I guess I am mistaken!
February 8, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterUncle B
I'm using mine as a dart-board.
February 8, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterlambe, paris
No I have never met Fingers (AKA Mr. Towlie) in person.

Although I have been recieving many e-mails from the lad of late, begging me to come around to his place and "wang it up him", whatever that means.
February 8, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterUncle Pervy
Always glad to take one for the team.
I'd do anything to give you guys a laugh.
I photo-shopped that image from our company website, which sadly has our pictures alongside the duller-than-dishwater bios they forced us to write...
February 8, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterfingers
You do know that Yessir Crackafat died of AIDS? (Her Indoors has just informed me) And you do know that quite a lot of his cronies have just been arrested by the new (HAMAS) government. What was it again Pervy? Humans Against Mutating Arabs or Something?
February 8, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterlambe, paris
H.A.M.A.S. - Hitmen Against Moneygrubbing Arabs & Shit
February 8, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterlambe, paris
wow. well - i guess no one else will be sharing their photos in a hurry.
February 8, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermex the girl
I've sent a photo to Mal and he is under pain of death to never reveal it.

February 8, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWCS
woo wooo! am i the only one who no ones met or seen a photo of?
February 9, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermex the girl
I thought Hommous was a militant vegetarian group
February 9, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermushroom
Besides Jan and Kes? Yes.

You remain a mystery, wrapped in an enigma - and torturing fingers. I like your style, mex.
February 9, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWCS
cool - lets torture fingers for as long as possible.
February 9, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermex the girl
Hey!! How come Mal gets a photo and we don't? I know it's cause we've already met you but I still feel cheated!! Would like to make it my desktop background!
February 9, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterUncle B
I'll send you a pic of me for a desktop background if you like
February 9, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterUncle Pervy
Do your worst.
I have a brand new box of flies here and at least 5000 wings left to pick off before I turn my attention to you, LadyBoy...
February 9, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterfingers
i can send you a picture of MY desktop which you can then save as your desktop.

what if we all sent in pictures of our desktop and then had to guess who they belonged to?
February 9, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermex the girl
Sorry B, but that is creepy.

It's bad enough I had to have a picture taken for the company website...and I wore my glasses that day. Le sigh.

I like Mex's idea better. Or we could use that pic of Pervy and his trout.
February 9, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWCS

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