Tammy...stand by your man
Sunday, February 26, 2006 at 06:44PM
Malcolm Lambe

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The latest Blogging Brouhaha..."Tammy", a cheerleader from Nanyang Polytechnic (NYP), Singapore, gave head to her boyfriend in a home-made Internet video shot using a cellphone. Unfortunately the cellphone was stolen and the video was put online. Since then it's been doing the rounds of the Net and has become Number One on Technorati - where I found it. Funny story. Thing is, the girl is just Seventeen and the deed was done in that not-so-liberal state of Singapore - where it's probably a hanging offence.

The word is that DVD copies of the tape are being hawked in the streets and markets of Singapore and other Asian capitals. And the story hasn't jumped the shark yet. One dickhead has even created a chain of meaningless blogs, one linking to another, all promising the Tammy NYP video download, and all leading you up the garden path. Another tool took the video and dressed it in a virus that's released when you download the bloody thing. Somebody else is selling copies on EBAY. And of course there are the inevitable T-shirts, coffee mugs, beer coasters, baseball caps and other shit.

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"The ideal teen"
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Tammy's boyfriend Bud
Hmmm...maybe it's time to re-release the Sixties Tammy Doll and her boyfriend, Bud. And there's always those Hayley Mills flicks of the same name. With the Debbie Reynolds Hit Single Tammy's in Love from Tammy and The Bachelor. Debbie went on from the "Tammy" series to make "The Mating Game" and "It Started with a Kiss". 231239-281780-thumbnail.jpg
...and led to

Here's a link- TammyNYP.divx

Tell me if it's worth watching. But maybe I'll wait for the Director's Cut to come out. Come out. Ha ha...that's gold, Mrs J.

"Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man"

- "Stand by your man" Tammy Wynette

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