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Sunday
Feb262006

Tammy...stand by your man

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The latest Blogging Brouhaha..."Tammy", a cheerleader from Nanyang Polytechnic (NYP), Singapore, gave head to her boyfriend in a home-made Internet video shot using a cellphone. Unfortunately the cellphone was stolen and the video was put online. Since then it's been doing the rounds of the Net and has become Number One on Technorati - where I found it. Funny story. Thing is, the girl is just Seventeen and the deed was done in that not-so-liberal state of Singapore - where it's probably a hanging offence.

The word is that DVD copies of the tape are being hawked in the streets and markets of Singapore and other Asian capitals. And the story hasn't jumped the shark yet. One dickhead has even created a chain of meaningless blogs, one linking to another, all promising the Tammy NYP video download, and all leading you up the garden path. Another tool took the video and dressed it in a virus that's released when you download the bloody thing. Somebody else is selling copies on EBAY. And of course there are the inevitable T-shirts, coffee mugs, beer coasters, baseball caps and other shit.

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"The ideal teen"
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Tammy's boyfriend Bud
Hmmm...maybe it's time to re-release the Sixties Tammy Doll and her boyfriend, Bud. And there's always those Hayley Mills flicks of the same name. With the Debbie Reynolds Hit Single Tammy's in Love from Tammy and The Bachelor. Debbie went on from the "Tammy" series to make "The Mating Game" and "It Started with a Kiss". 231239-281780-thumbnail.jpg
...and led to

Here's a link- TammyNYP.divx

Tell me if it's worth watching. But maybe I'll wait for the Director's Cut to come out. Come out. Ha ha...that's gold, Mrs J.

"Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man"

- "Stand by your man" Tammy Wynette

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Reader Comments (39)

oh, and did you leave that comment about the dogging meet, and then take it down again? I thought I was losing it for a minute there...
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenteractonb
We do gross...but funny gross...not sicko, perverted, paedophile gross. But of course if you can do that in a funny way...

Bloody Byrnes is another one. He goes too far in the search of a laugh. Thinks if he says the C-word a million times it's still funny. It aint. We're over it. I notice he's applying his "humour" con gusto over on Radar. Someone should tell him..."Frank...you're not that funny."
February 27, 2006 | Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe
oh, another dumb question: If I put my email address in, can everyone access it, or just you (to answer the question I asked before) (or are you trying to confirm that I am losing it)
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenteractonb
Actonb I think i getcha. If you're saying it just to be gross, then maybe you shouldn't. Whereas if you're saying it for a reason (it's relevant/someone asked/you believe it's important/whatever) and it happens to be gross, then so be it.

Besides, there's no right to free speech on a blog. It's Mals space - he has every right to decide what is and isn't said here. If we don't like it we can go play elsewhere.
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterC LaRue
Mal, we will definitely have to buy you a few drinks when you are in Oz.
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWCS
whats going on... does this mean i have to register? where is everyone?

god mondays suck arse.
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermex
What's happening? It's gone awfully quiet in here...


At the risk of stirring your ire further Mal ( & I fully understand it's your site, what you say goes etc.).

We all know Rob is a bit of a knob and often misses when it comes to humour - but that's exactly where the humour lies. Also - he opens himself up to ridicule from fingers and acts inadvertently as his straight man. I think you underestimate your readers.

I understand also that Pervy has sent you stuff which has offended - and again, fair enough if you don't want him around. However, he was funny most of the time and on occasion could throw in interesting comments (.....v. rarely, admittedly and usually over at Radar). I don't know the full details but does he get a second chance?

I'd hate to see this place lose it's momentum, both for your sake and those of us that enjoy it.

Anyway...

That's all I got to say 'bout that.
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterJan
where'd everybody go man?
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermushroom
Wow, WWIII is here at last. 3 hours behind the East Coast and I miss the melt down.

My $0.02:

It is a hard concept of paying for things we use on the internet - esp. when 99% is free, and what isn't can usually be hacked. But if you spend 15 minutes thinking about the effort that people put into web venues, it is bloody amazing. I visit a modellers site (kits of planes, trains n stuff) that gets updated daily, has loads of reviews, and forums where people can StS - it's a community and the people there are a great resource. Well it got so crowded that the guy running the show had to go to a higher bandwidth venue, so he runs a $3000/year appeal - and now generates enough to cover the costs. I felt guilty that I had lurked there for 3 years and so I coughed up some bucks. Felt strange, but then I got a lot out of the place.

I feel the same way about this place - esp. since Radar has died. I'll fly the flag for Lambe and say that even though he and I have some serious issues and dont agree on everything, I have a lot of respect for someone who can make this sort of place available. I mean, what the hell is in it for him? And he doesnt just spend 30 seconds to write a post - there's a lot of $hit goes on to make it all work I imagine.

As for porn, well there's a time and a place. I am amazed the whole fisting posting Fingers and I did got up and stayed up @ Radar. Having said that, it was only for shock value. I want to be able to open up Wallyworld at work and not get fired, so I agree that porn is a no no.

But I must say that coming from a construction background, I am used to the langue and hear a lot worse, a lot more regularly, than I read here. But would i like to see the "C" word used infront of a female I hardly know? No. So moderation it is.

Just my Not So Humble Opinions, folks.

Now will you guys get over to Radar and fawn over my Porcelain review before I get paranoid?

Ta.
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterMountjoy
Lambe I've liked everything you've said here, and personally I'm glad someone IS censoring. Sad fact of life that there are some with no boundaries.
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterVic
Hey Malkie...I sent you some cash.
Can you register me please...
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterfingers
I hope you're happy Mal.
That money was earmarked for my little Haitian 'daughter' and her education at the Witch University...
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterfingers
Sorry...I turned the pages on before I went to bed at 1 a.m. but it must have dropped out. Had 189 visitors overnight from that "Tammy" story.

And in answer to somebodys question. I'm not the Gestapo...all Pervy (and Rob for that matter) had to do was email me and say "sorry mate, you're right, I'm out of order".

And actonb...I censored myself that time (re: the dogging comment).

Yeah, the site costs a bit to run but I'm not exactly hurting. But when people send me a donation it's really good. Means they support what I'm doing. And I'm stoked. I'm not in this for the money obviously. Although if TIME/Warner make me an offer...
February 27, 2006 | Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe
Well, if you're not eating stale bread and mouldy cheese yet, can I have my fucking money back, you whining cocksucker...
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterfingers
Anyway, well done Mal.
What's the point in having power unless you abuse it ??
How about we have a blog-fund-raising auction where everybody gets to bid on the right to ban one of the posters.
I'll pay $50 to ban 'Chesty' for a month...
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterfingers
And if you wanna talk about child porn and paedophilia....when we were in Tahiti and "her indoors" was working as an intern in the hospital they had plenty of cases of young girls knocked up by their Fathers - 12 and 13 year olds. Seems the Tahiti male thinks its his right to "have the first fruit off the tree".
February 27, 2006 | Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe
Thanks for the US$100 fingers but I gotta block you until you lose the tea-towel, man. It's offending my Muslim readers.
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterlambe, paris
Mal, That Tammy shit's pretty bad for the poor girl, although I see that now the guy involved might be in a bit of bother givn her age. Anyway, I think if I ever took a video I'd make sure it was deleted before I left the house. Certainly no way I'd like to see me naked on video. Isn't that right fingers?

Regarding all the other posts, I think it's all been said but the bottom line is that it's your site Mal!
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterUncle B
I'll send you another $100 a month to ban all those goat-herders complaining about my tea-towel...
February 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterfingers

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