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Feb232006

Who's Who in the World of Wally?

mash2.jpgO.K.....who's who? From the left, Frank Byrnes, WCS, fingers, lambe, WJ, Uncle B, La Rue as Radar? Pervy's got to be Klinger, methinks. Unless it's Southern Belle dressing up. This is doing my head in. I gotta lie down. Nurse! (mex enters in a nursing outfit and holding a rectal thermometer) Mushroom is outside the tent revving up a Jeep. Mountjoy is busy building a scaffold on the parade ground. Meanwhile that bloody M*A*S*H theme song is playing over the P.A. interspersed with "Attention...attention". And as I reach for the Largactil I can hear Hotlips

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If I am to be a tranny, I'd rather be "Wee Mary McGregor", at least she gets to be pissed most of the time.
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterUncle Pervy
Hotlips, eh?

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or terrified.
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWCS
vroom vrooooooom vrooooooooooom putt splutter........
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermushroom
Get yer hand off me WCS!!!!!!!
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRob Byrnes
Oops. Sorry aboot that Frank. Won't happen again...
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWCS
not sure if I am excited or nervous about sharing the Swamp with fingers and Frank. At least there will be plenty of blow lying around...
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWJ
Who am I?? The chaplain dude? Yes, I've always been a man of God.

Actually thought about being a priest at one stage. Sanity prevailed.
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterUncle B
Camplins Olympic Medal looks like complete shite. Who designed them, a dyslexic 5 year old spastic with a fixation on holes?
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRob Byrnes
In the interest of keeping Vic happy, a few snippets of this mornings today show should be shared with the group for serious discussion:

On the topic of parents drug testing their kids, in response to the suggestion that maybe talking about it was a better first step:
'But you won't be talking to the child, you'll be talking to the addiction. There's little point.'

On the topic of sex ed in schools:
'It should be taught by the parents on a need to know basis. Besides, you have to think about what kind of person would be willing to teach sex education' (said with tone to imply that that person is automatically sicko)

We live in a lovely world full of intelligent, rational people, don't we?
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterC LaRue
i thought she was holding a bloody brown CD.


You're lookin awfully close to pervy there LaRuse.
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermushroom
You are dead right Chesty, if you leave chicken at room temperature for too long you run a greatly increased risk of food poisoning.
Also it appears Willie Mason was unable to get his drivers licence due to ADD?
I suspect that is not the case, he is merely a dumb cunt!
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRob Byrnes
Pervy is in the Sin Bin. His comments are now beyond the pale. I'm censoring him and I'm thinking of blocking his IP. Seriously.

I've moved the video to "Video Blog" as they were slowing the loading of the page.

Anyone got any suggestions? We're close to breaking the 500 Unique Visitors a day now.

I found the old "Shoot the Shit" stuff and put it back up.


February 23, 2006 | Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe
Frightening, isn't it Chesty?

Or the headline on the SMH I saw yesterday afternoon - working parents inadventently causing their kids to have sex. What?
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWCS
Ahh leave Pervy alone Lambe, his radical anal treatment as outlined in my email has left him traumatised and dysfunctional.
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRob Byrnes
I would suggest more smut, but given pervy's predicament............and i thought he couldnt get any worse?
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermushroom
My mind is boggling at how much worse Pervy could be than 'normal'... I suspect it is best left to your discretion Mal...
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWJ
thanks la rue. Unbelievable. Most teenagers would prefer this information from anyone but mum, and most mums and dads I know would do anything to avoid providing it - hence school sex ed is not only required, its essential.
And I'm sure the boys won't object if the only teacher willing to teach it happens to be a slut.
And I agree, Willie Mason is a dumb c... nah - just cant bring myself to type that word. The bar has to stop somewhere.
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterVic
maybe willie mason could get his mum to take the test for him. he seems to rely on her for everything else doesnt he?
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermex
LaRuse, 'shroom?

Whatchutalkinbout, fungi?
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterC LaRue
Going by genetic principles she is probably just as thick as he is.
ADD my arse!!
February 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRob Byrnes

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