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If I am to be a tranny, I'd rather be "Wee Mary McGregor", at least she gets to be pissed most of the time.

Hotlips, eh?

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or terrified.

vroom vrooooooom vrooooooooooom putt splutter........

Get yer hand off me WCS!!!!!!!

Oops. Sorry aboot that Frank. Won't happen again...

not sure if I am excited or nervous about sharing the Swamp with fingers and Frank. At least there will be plenty of blow lying around...

Who am I?? The chaplain dude? Yes, I've always been a man of God.

Actually thought about being a priest at one stage. Sanity prevailed.

Camplins Olympic Medal looks like complete shite. Who designed them, a dyslexic 5 year old spastic with a fixation on holes?

In the interest of keeping Vic happy, a few snippets of this mornings today show should be shared with the group for serious discussion:

On the topic of parents drug testing their kids, in response to the suggestion that maybe talking about it was a better first step:
'But you won't be talking to the child, you'll be talking to the addiction. There's little point.'

On the topic of sex ed in schools:
'It should be taught by the parents on a need to know basis. Besides, you have to think about what kind of person would be willing to teach sex education' (said with tone to imply that that person is automatically sicko)

We live in a lovely world full of intelligent, rational people, don't we?

i thought she was holding a bloody brown CD.


You're lookin awfully close to pervy there LaRuse.

You are dead right Chesty, if you leave chicken at room temperature for too long you run a greatly increased risk of food poisoning.
Also it appears Willie Mason was unable to get his drivers licence due to ADD?
I suspect that is not the case, he is merely a dumb cunt!

Pervy is in the Sin Bin. His comments are now beyond the pale. I'm censoring him and I'm thinking of blocking his IP. Seriously.

I've moved the video to "Video Blog" as they were slowing the loading of the page.

Anyone got any suggestions? We're close to breaking the 500 Unique Visitors a day now.

I found the old "Shoot the Shit" stuff and put it back up.

Frightening, isn't it Chesty?

Or the headline on the SMH I saw yesterday afternoon - working parents inadventently causing their kids to have sex. What?

Ahh leave Pervy alone Lambe, his radical anal treatment as outlined in my email has left him traumatised and dysfunctional.

I would suggest more smut, but given pervy's predicament............and i thought he couldnt get any worse?

My mind is boggling at how much worse Pervy could be than 'normal'... I suspect it is best left to your discretion Mal...

thanks la rue. Unbelievable. Most teenagers would prefer this information from anyone but mum, and most mums and dads I know would do anything to avoid providing it - hence school sex ed is not only required, its essential.
And I'm sure the boys won't object if the only teacher willing to teach it happens to be a slut.
And I agree, Willie Mason is a dumb c... nah - just cant bring myself to type that word. The bar has to stop somewhere.

maybe willie mason could get his mum to take the test for him. he seems to rely on her for everything else doesnt he?

LaRuse, 'shroom?

Whatchutalkinbout, fungi?

Going by genetic principles she is probably just as thick as he is.
ADD my arse!!