Oh me oh my I'm a fool for you baby
I've been thinking (yeah Frank, I know, makes a change)...this is like being stuck on Gilligan's Fucking Island or something. Or Gilligan's Island plus Voyeurs. There's the original crew - Moi, fingers, La Rue, Pervy, Newman, Frank, Southern Belle, WJ, WCS, mushroom, Lou, Mountjoy, mex, Vic, Kes and some newbies who've outed themselves - Pedant, Jan, Gazza, actonb and Cher from Canadia. Who've I forgotten?
But there's like four hundred natives peeking out from behind the palm trees watching us make out. I don't even know where they're coming from. HEY! You guys. Where you from? What is this....a fucking car accident? Move along. There's nothing to see here. It's just me and my online buddies talking shit.
But seeing as though you're here you may as well have a good look. See the motor under that hood? That's a full-house 454 man. Yeah, that's why we hit the coconut palm - well that and the 1664s we'd been necking at The Three Ducks. And see that big red patch on the front seat? That's not what you think it is, man. That's Sangria. See that sorry fuck sitting in the gutter holding his head? That's Frank. He blames himself for the accident. He was the "designated driver" but unbeknownst to the rest of us was hooking into the dago-juice while trying to chat up some Japanese sheila in the courtyard. She couldn't understand a fucking thing he was saying but Frank kept on 'cause she kept saying "Ah so". Maybe she meant "Arsehole". Dunno. But this is how it all washed up.
So how long you gonna sit on the fence man? We know you're there - we can smell you. Maybe I should stick the "Private Party" sign up? Either that or you take your clothes off and come on in. The water's fine. Just watch out for Pervy - he's on heat.
You still there? Well if you're gonna hang about, have a look at this short Boxing video. I had to watch it three times to see what all the fuss was about - thought it was just a couple of heavyweights exchanging kicks and punches. Yeah, yeah...safe for the office. In fact you might want to show your cell-mates. It's a doozie. Go here - Get your kicks
Malcolm Lambe
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I love the way it flops around like a dead baby's arm.
I figure they're all Jayman's buddies hanging about trying to figure out who we all are so they can come and molest us.
Either that or there's a whole bunch of Chinese people that'll be typing wierd English full of expletives in chat rooms.
Once again, my reduced bandwidth means I cannot see that video!
I did however have a crap game of golf yesterday, which I quickly forgot after meeting friends at the pub for a quick lunch that turned into a long afternoon - still suffering!
All in all, this is shaping up to be a crap day...
Grossville.
Spooky shit, Lambe.
I was just thinking this morning on the way to work that we needed to try and lure these panty-waist lurkers out of their lairs somehow...
I once played 9 holes there in my underpants and spikes after losing a bet on a buck's weekend.
It was very foggy...thank fuck...
No Fingers, I wouldn't call myself a golfer. Just a good excuse for an afternoon at the pub!
One of the guys I used to work with played off a scratch handicap - now that takes dedication.
What about you, do you play??
heyyyyyyy mona
Vic, try Royal Avalon. Easy, short and fun. Or Palm Beach but it's not always open to the Public.
Not that keen on it anymore though, as I've been playing since I was 5, so the thrill has worn off.
I used to be off 4 at The Australian, but I'm a 9/10-marker these days. Played 2 weeks ago at TH and had an 80 which included 4 birdies, 6 pars, 4 bogies, 2 double-bogies, a triple and a quad (on a par 3)...
Reminds me of the the time my illustious rugby career was cut short - smashed in a tackle and my upper arm ended up flopping around that. Hardened forwards were struggling to hold their brekky down too.