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Drool, slobber, pant, stroke, tug, yank.

This is heaps better than table for eight.

Hmmm - I cannot be sure - Nice lingerie though.

Mex, if that is you, and not that I'm complaining, why are you sending those sorts of photos of yourself to Mal? He's old and married. Send em to WJ, Mushi or myself.

You're as old as the women you feel - makes me 29, Newman you sad, fat cunt.

Holy crap !!!
I want one.
I don't even care if you really do have a Van Dyke, mex...xxxxx

mal you cunt. i cant believe you drew that moustache on! im never sending you a pic again!

She does appear to have a snug little "mouse's ear like" pussy, eh what fingers.

She's magnificent !!!
Am just installing her as my new screen-saver and fuck what the AMA says...get my brother in Cancun on the line...

Sorry mex. I couldn't help myself. I'll take it down if you like and put the other one up - the one in the pub.

mex babe. Not sure why you were worried about meeting up with everyone. The boys will love you.

mexie, i'm getting close to putting that other piccie up.

mal - if you do, i promise to kill you. and your first born. (sorry charlie)

Alright...but you owe me. Shame but.

Can I at least describe it for the viewers?

why not. ive got nothing to lose now.

Gangsta Bitch eh?
Going to be a strange day methinks!

Bewdy...well you see, viewers...in this mex shot she's standing at the bar half-pissed with a fag in her mouth and a full schooner of beer. Apparently she'd just won Fifty Bucks - some dick reckoned she wouldn't front the bar topless and order a beer. It's a very...ah..."arty" shot. Hmmm...maybe we could start flogging copies as Wallyworld Screensavers?

Gangsta bitch wasnt the look i was trying to pull off there... it was more like a Miss Sanchez/Bill Clinton/Lewinsky thing. i thought the cigar was obvious

no probs mal, ill split the profits with you.

and what do you mean by half-pissed? i was long gone by then.

I love a girl with drawn on facial hair, gunna get an STD bar on my phone now.

Huh?