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I've heard of a shoe-phone but this is ridiculous.

aniphon.gifIn keeping with the general tone of this blog and in the hope that I'll offend even more people I bring you the latest in mobile phones -

"I'm a 35-year-old woman and I have been involved with this great guy for about three months. He's into pretty aggressive sex, mostly involving me sticking big things up his ass in a rough way. He has confessed to me that he is more turned on by stuff that is not really made for this, like pop bottles and shampoo bottles. He even says he fantasizes about putting a cordless phone in there. First of all, what's this ass thing all about, and second of all, what are the dangers?" PT PHONE BUM

"I've talked to and met others who enjoy a lot of rough anal play, and one common remark I've heard is the great satisfaction they feel looking at something and thinking, "Yup, that could fit in my ass, easy." What can I say? Some people mountain climb, some people wrestle alligators and others like to probe their bums with really large and unusual objects. It takes all types to live on the edge -- some pastimes are just less documented for the general public than others. I just hope there's a dial pad on the base of your cordless. It's gonna be a little tough calling 911 from your boyfriend's rectum if it happens to go whooshing up there.

Rough anal play can be hard on the sphincter and other parts of your bum, especially if you use items that have sharp edges and seams. Get yourself a copy of Dr. Jack Morin's book "Anal Pleasure & Health" for more information about safety and procedure. I don't love Carol Queen's "Bend Over Boyfriend" video, but it does offer some practical health tips, too.

"Laced with humor and common sense, Bend Over Boyfriend is perfect for any couple wanting to explore new sexual territory and discover the secrets of anal sex that lead to ecstasy."

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Whatever turns your crank, babe.

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Reader Comments (3)

anyone wanna share some personal experiences ahem cough spit
February 2, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermushroom
I just love the name of the site - browneye.net
February 3, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterUncle B
Aaah, the lovely Sasha at eye. She writes some good stuff for eye (a free Toronto weekly). She's also a former stripper.
February 4, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWCS

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