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Awesome trick.
I bet the guy scores heaps of chicks with that routine...

You're in the office early???6 a.m. Couldn't you sleep? Or is today a big day?

Yeah, my turn to do the Monday morning 5-00am start.
We have to be here when the piddly-ass NZ market opens at 7-00am their time, those sheep-fucking cheese-vendors...
On the upside, I finish at 1-00pm, so all is not lost...

What do you do at 1? Go home to sleep? The boat? The CYC Bar? Swim? Root your dog? What?

Down to Bondi for a swim, then gotta go buy some seafood and shit coz I got 3 old boilers coming over for dinner.
My 3 ancient air-hostie girlfriends (I call them the QANTASAURS) and they're all on leave at the same time, so I'm gonna have them around for a feed, drug them and perform unnatural acts on them after they pass out...

That's what I miss - Sinnie seafood. Although the oysters are very good here. But I don't trust the fish. And it's expensive. I'm rather partial to Lotte (Monkfish in the U.K. and Angler fish in the U.S. 'cause it lies on the seabed and dangles a "rod" and bright bait to attract its prey) but it's on the endangered list and is rather expensive at €25 a kilo - about A$50 a kilo. "Poor mans lobster" is another name for it. The flesh has the same consistency.

From the SMH.
"A new survey that compares the wellbeing of people in all 150 federal electorates reveals the safe Labor seat of Grayndler, covering Annandale, Leichhardt, Petersham, Newtown, Marrickville and Summer Hill, tops the national list for all-round unhappiness."

And I have to put up with these miserable pricks in here every day...whinging, whining, inner westies...

You've got the run of the blog for two hours - put some graffiti up.

It's Sinnee rock oysters tonight, natural, served in the shell with slivers of seared bonito, salmon sashmi, avocado and caviar (my own creation), followed by whole baked snapper on the BBQ, followed by a Rohypnol-laced Sauv Blanc and sore snatches all round...

That is freaky. How does he do that?

Sounds like an interesting evening fingers...

Actually, they're good bunch of trouts.
It's a good laugh catching up with them.
All drinkers, smokers and generally dissatisfied with their lot in life, so we have a good whinge when we get together...

Dude. Are you sure you don't live in the inner west?

Good morning Mr Fingers, did you pork them Hosties like we all know they wanted you too?

I know how he does that trick, but I'm not telling you lot.

Ha...I'd find fault with paradise, so I'm hardly the yardstick for a well-being index...

Fingers lives in the inner East, that's worse.

They're all Rene Rivkin wannabees over there.

Dinner is tonight, Pervy.
Do try and keep up.
How's your ass...

Sorry, I must be in a coma due to pain and excessive medication.

Or maybe I'm still pissed from last night.

My arse is getting better slowly, I'll have to take this week off work too.

Hey Pervy...you shoulda been at Bondi all weekend, mate.
Junior surf carnival.
Acres and acres of 12 year old nipperettes running around in the Speedos with their little headlights on...

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get fucked you knob, the date is the 12th on Lambes blog. How was I to know he's a day behind!!

Charming.

I can see it is going to be a long day.