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From boingboing.net via forums.studentdoctor.net - Things I Learn From My Patients: real-world ER humor

Emergency room black humor. Posted by ER medical professionals on a message board at studentdoctor.net:

  • If you're on the street corner selling coke and you see the cops coming to bust you, don't eat all your coke.
  • Always wait until finishing your woodwork with the Skilsaw prior to using your meth.
  • Don’t sit out on your front porch reading the bible and minding your own business at 2 AM unless you are praying to be shot.
  • No matter how annoyed you are at being incarcerated dont slash open your scrotum and shove razor blades up your urethra.
  • Latex paint, despite being thick and creamy, does not coat your stomach and provide the same relief as pepto-bismol.
  • If you are going to get into a fight, and have a prosthetic eye, make sure you take it out first… and, for safe keeping, shove it up your vagina….
  • if you are going to have a leg amputated in a car accident be very sure that the neighborhood dog is not lurking in the area…they tend to take what they can get.

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Reader Comments (2)

ahahaa love it Mal. hope you are enjoying le weekend

; )

due to it being the w/e I get to be the first to post... I know all you other people only come here while at work, but the days are bleeding into each other for me...

Meanwhile, only 1 WEEK LEFT!!!

I just watched my last ep of Iron Chef - goddamn I love that show!

PS - Doesn't Mal Radio mean Bad Radio in French?
February 11, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterSouthernBelle
exackery. where you bin? Wozza came up with the name and I embraced it. Looks good graphically, too, don't you think?
February 11, 2006 | Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe

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