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Yeah, sounds pretty soft. I bet it's expensive too.

Ah Jordan...just the man I'm looking for....I'll re-phrase that...you're a PERFECT candidate for "Shoot the Shit". Can we expect you? "Da Namajira Code Part II" will be posted soon. I'm counting on you. And BTW did you check out the Euromillions thingie? €88 BIG ONES on offer Friday night. A$132,132,000 - buys a lot of pies, my son. Join our SIN-DICK-CATE (Blanchette).

Just read the first one of those things and pissed myself laughing. But it's 5:45am here and I've already written 7000 words today (last night), so I've got nothing. Unless you want to hear about how badly I am craving drugs. Or my plan to get 'left' and 'right' tattooed on the bottom of my left and right foots. I'll be back soon to have a crack at the story. And I've so far been smart enough not to get a credit card, so you'll have to do without my bad luck.

Good luck though.

Mate, if I have a good win I'll sponsor you in to it.

Somehow I like the idea (I think because I'm addicted to anything new) but for now I'll get my drink on the ol' fashioned way. I like my whiskey, wine and vodka too much not to taste it.