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I'm terrified to click on that link - but here is my rather mundane guess.

Something to help people with asthma use their inhalers - in order to get more of the ventolin or whtever into their systems.

I really fear it is actually for enemas or something disguisting.

Hahahahaha!! And just proving I am a nun - no wonder I could not guess, me being so pure and all...

Uncle Pervy's penis pump??

Looks like some sort of portable pisser.

Is it a bong?

It looks like a bong.

I was going to go with portable pisser, but after WCS' comment I'm gonna go with wanking machine...

Oh Chesty - You naughty, naughty, naughty little girl!

A pump for fingers' blow-up dolls?

ahahaha

I'm not going to spoil the fun for everyone.

: )

I was right!

Back to work.

Been boogy boarding lately Chesty you closet choofer you?

errr my head hurts.......

Can I just say a big Hurrah! for Juan Chela for saving us the embarrassment of having to put up with that obnoxious fucker LLeeyyttonn HHeewwiitttt in the AO this year. One more COME ON or Reverse Duck Head (maybe thats what they call him in Auckland, eh?) and I think I'd be getting on a place to shove that racket fair up his spotty arse. Now he can go back to impregnating soap starlets and leave the rest of us alone...

Ahh c'mon c'mon c'mon Donnie!!!!
That's a bit harsh.

Yea, you're right.

He's married now, so it's Starlet. Singular.

Do you figure he's back on the nest yet?

that bloody cmon thing from hewitt annoys the crap outta me. I'd really like to sit on him and break wind. I thought cmon was somethin you said before to work yourself up, not after. Some may also recall his wankeresque 'yeh balboa' which he had before that which was a terrible reference to the great rocky balboa.

With you there, Mountjoy. Hurrah for Lleytons demise! Hurrah!

It seems Lllllayyton is doing a little Pooh. Now that he's getting some, his career is flushable.

Not for many years, Robbo.

What is it with these male tennis players, they get their bell ends wet and just fall apart. The poo is a case in point.

"back on the nest"?

Is that a gross metaphor for post-birth rooting?

Fuck, I'd take Lleyt the Date and his teenage bride, reverse fuck heads and golden children over what we're about to be subjected to.
The Winter Olympics means its Alyssa Camplin time again (she has nice bongos though) and the Commonwealth Games will put our biggest national sporting bore, Jana Kidman...er Pitman back in the spotlight...