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The salon quoits'R'us in Sydney, uses "a special cream, combined with a full waxing treatment to achieve optimal results. The cream is a strong one that is concentrated and works "with" the body (dark area) not "at" it. It absorbs and penetrates into the skin and lightens from the inside out - slowly, but steadily.

The procedure takes just a few minutes and is painless. The cost to have your inner butt waxed and the cream applied (includes jar of cream and brush with instructions given to you) is $75.00."

I love this world - don't you? Oh I almost forgot...you can get your vag bleached as well - you know, at the 100,000 Mile Service - a top and bottom end Overhaul, as it were. Parts extra. But should see you through until the next re-bore.