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Thursday December 15
PPPParis

Gidday. I think I've got Bloggers Block. I don't know what the fuck to talk about. You'll notice I have a couple of girls helping me out. That's them down below. One was getting a bit cheeky so I aged her twenty years and took away her toys. The other one's better behaved. Just type some filthy words in to the box and she'll read them back to you. With a smile, you'll notice.

I'm thinking of building a new site - an interactive/virtual one. I need a good website designer. Maybe a flash expert. I want to build something like agencynet.com. I emailed them over a week ago but they are so up themselves they can't even be arsed replying. The Contact Address was bizdev@agencynet.com. Don't you just fucking HATE that? They're in the business and they don't bother replying to their emails. So why the fuck have they bothered with the flash site? Is it just a wank?

And so it goes on. My Traffic is going up and up but it seems all you guys are deaf mutes or some-fucking-thing. Noone writes. I could count you on one hand - Mikey, Annalou, Fingers, Meredith, Eesie, Smithee and Uncle Pervy. So I've got seven fingers! What of it! Geeze I'd prefer hate-mail to this. Maybe I need to insult you. Like this -

HeY Peter-Breath!!Why won't you talk to me you cock-sucker! You come here every day to just
piss on my sheets? FUCK YOU and your Mother.

Guess no-one will write now.

I nicked the Goldfish Ball gif from this funny British site b3ta.com - they'll probably want my guts for garters. Check 'em out. There's some funny shit there.