ABOUT the idiot behind this

Technorati Ranking

Malcolm Lambe — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:31:46 +0000

Halleluyah! I've just been re-ranked. Big thanks to the Techie Guru at Techno - Janice Myint. I've gone from "90 links from 26 sites" to "170 links from 44 sites" and my overall Rank has dropped from 125,000 to 64,076. Cool. At the top of the Techno Page it says "634 Links" - I've never understood that. Does it mean 634 sites are linking to me? Anyone know?

Trying to make sense of Life and shit...

Malcolm Lambe — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:13:03 +0000

"For the past few months, my friend Leon has suspected that his wife was having an affair. Rather than confront her openly, he chose to take some covert actions, most of them costly and foolhardy. He planted a pair of wireless audio transmitters in the roof of her car. He bought a scanner radio to eavesdrop on her cordless phone conversations. He obtained duplicate copies of her cell phone bills and called each number listed to see who answered. He examined her credit card receipts looking for gift purchases and anything out of the ordinary. Occasionally, he would show up at her job unannounced, under dubious pretenses, hoping to catch her in the arms of a coworker. And of course, he followed and photographed her from a distance whenever she went out alone....." - some beautiful writing by my mate at sensorium.journalspace.com

Charlie boy

Malcolm Lambe — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 23:33:53 +0000

"Sell BHP"The Honourable Charles Alexander Lambe on the phone to his broker.
With G. Grandmere

The Raspberry Blower's Ablutions

Malcolm Lambe — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:15:44 +0000

Here you go girls. An improvement on yesterday's "screensaver". I must apologise. The site was hijacked by Ruskie hackers and they managed to post that disgusting turd picture while I was offline. Imagine how shocked and horrified I was to see it when I got up this morning. At first I thought that American cracker was to blame. Then I realised there were other zombies at work. Never mind. It's gone now. But there's still a bad smell hanging around.
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my life as a frog

Malcolm Lambe — Sun, 22 Jan 2006 11:26:17 +0000

Sunday morning, Paris. We've just been down to Parc Citroën - a new park on the site of the old Citroën factory on the river ten minutes walk from where we live. I got "her indoors" to take a few piccies of Charlie and his dickhead Father. Nice morning until some little schizo guy thought I was taking photos of him and rambled on about "the secret service...and it was important to him...and why are you taking my photograph" and other crazy shit. I was ready to punch him into the duckpond but Cécile spoke to him gently and he ended up apologising and going away. These other photos are of the Metro stop - "Javel" with the leaning tower of Pisa in the background. Again, about ten minutes from where we are. You can see a glimpse of la Seine on the left of the shot. This is the bedroom where I have my computer.
bedroom/office And the lounge room.
lounge room with one of my paintings hanging on the wall and an extremely ugly orange plastic stool that I use for getting into the cupboards and wish I'd moved out of frame. To the kitchen I built with oak ("chene") floor and benchtop - everything tight like a galley on a boat.
oak floor & benchtop. We've just sold this little flat. I shall miss it. But I shan't miss not having enough room to swing a cat.
bedroomMore of my paintings in the bedroom
the raspberry blower
blogging

The Raspberry-Blower

Malcolm Lambe — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 14:05:30 +0000

Papa at 2
"No photos man!"
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Take a walk on the wild side.......

Malcolm Lambe — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:37:55 +0000

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Wife-Swapping Chateaux of the Loire Valley

Malcolm Lambe — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 11:44:45 +0000

Yeah..well I called it that to get you to read it. Fraudulent headline really. But if I called it "What I Did On My Holidays"...yawn...yawn. Here's some photos of chateaux. Chenonceau used to belong to Diane de Poitiers, a mistress of King Henri II. Until he died in 1559 in single-handed combat with the Captain of his Scottish guards. His widow, Catherine de Médici took it off poor old Diane and flicked her another chateau at Chaumont-sur-Loire to play in.

The other chateau pic is Azay-le-Rideau. The raspberry-blower had a lovely old time toddling around its parquet floors and climbing the staircase. We also went to Loches and Montresor chateaux and "donjons". Like being transported back hundreds of years. In one Romanesque church in Preuilly-sur-Claise I looked up at the date over the door - "1009" - well before the Norman Invasion of Britain. Meanwhile semi-trailers were rattling down the narrow, medieval, cobble-stoned street outside.

Chenonceau
Chenonceau

A Day in the Life of...

Malcolm Lambe — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:43:59 +0000

cheeky CharlieTuesday August 30

Gabrielle d'Estrées and one of her sisters.
moving in Paris-style
horse meat.
fish stall
Alsatian

Can I borrow the car Papa?

Malcolm Lambe — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 15:10:44 +0000

Charlie at 9 months

Paris Hilton had my baby.

My son Charlie (14 months) is wobbley walking on his own. Not talking yet ...apart from mar mar, kwoika kwoika, doo doo- shit like that. Her indoors reckons his first words will be f%#k, f%#k, f%#k! because that's what he hears his father saying all the time. Fascinating, I know. That's him behind the wheel of the Benz and already saying to passing sheilas "la la doo-doo Mmmm kwoik kwoik". Which translated means "Hello Darling...fancy a ride in my motor?"

Talking of motors...look at these two beauties. A '55 (on the right) and a '56 Chevvy. I had a '55 Chevvy with a straight Six in it. Original condition. I sold it to pay the fucking rent and have bitterly regretted it ever since. I had a 1938 Chevrolet Hearse once too. Again, I stupidly swapped it for a piece-of-shit FC Holden. I still miss it. The hearse, I mean.
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