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Charlie at 9 months

Paris Hilton had my baby.

My son Charlie (14 months) is wobbley walking on his own. Not talking yet ...apart from mar mar, kwoika kwoika, doo doo- shit like that.  Her indoors reckons his first words will be f%#k, f%#k, f%#k!  because that's what he hears his father saying all the time.  Fascinating, I know. That's him behind the wheel of the Benz and already saying to passing sheilas "la la doo-doo Mmmm kwoik kwoik". Which translated means "Hello Darling...fancy a ride in my motor?"

Talking of motors...look at these two beauties. A '55 (on the right) and a '56 Chevvy. I had a '55 Chevvy with a straight Six in it. Original condition. I sold it to pay the fucking rent and have bitterly regretted it ever since. I had a 1938 Chevrolet Hearse once too. Again, I stupidly swapped it for a piece-of-shit FC Holden. I still miss it. The hearse, I mean.
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