About Moi

self-portrait (not)'ve clicked on this. You wanna know who the idiot is who's responsible for this sick site. My name is Malcolm Lambe. I'm from a small planet called Orstraya - you've probably never heard of it. My ship washed up in Paris. And that's all I'm going to tell you. The painting I did on the left looks nothing like me.

p.s. the Missus has asked me to point out that this site has nothing whatever to do with another site called which apparently is a hard-core gay site. Not much we can do about it now. Although at one stage I was rather keen on calling this site but then I thought I'd attract all sorts of mutts and things would get rather messy.

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