About Moi
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self-portrait (not)Gee...you've clicked on this. You wanna know who the idiot is who's responsible for this sick site. My name is Malcolm Lambe. I'm from a small planet called Orstraya - you've probably never heard of it. My ship washed up in Paris. And that's all I'm going to tell you. The painting I did on the left looks nothing like me.
p.s. the Missus has asked me to point out that this site has nothing whatever to do with another site called www.wallyworld.com which apparently is a hard-core gay site. Not much we can do about it now. Although at one stage I was rather keen on calling this site www.knittingwithyourdogshair.com but then I thought I'd attract all sorts of mutts and things would get rather messy.
Update: here's some shots of me and the kids at Omaha Beach, Normandy - the D-Day Landings site. Very interesting part of France. Don't miss the Museum at Arromanches.

Reader Comments (11)
Jay,
theKingsRealm
"Advance in society" - you mean comme toi? Off on a fool's mission with your "My country right or wrong" mentality. Try using the brains the good Lord gave you instead of lapping up the propaganda your government feeds you. As for your calling me a coward - you know niente about me. You want to talk about the 'Nam experience American hero?
Security for Iraqis? You gotta be kidding! All you've done is added to their insecurity and their misery with your "Bomb them back into the Stone-Age" shoot-em-up American gunboat diplomacy INVASION, Fuckhead.
Just got the laptop hooked up. We are halfway to Macquarie Island. Seas about 3- 4 metres, wind around 25
from the west. I'll send some pics when I get sorted.
Great ship too.
Cheers
Michael
PS What is your email address?
Check out the "Rendezvous" clip on the main page. The one I was telling Lewis about.
And join our e-lottery syndicate. Euromillions is €125 Million this Friday night! A$200 Million!!Be in it to win it. Click on the flashing "Win £1000" icon on the nav. bar. Click on "Join now" at the top. Enter credit card details. Tick "Euromillions" box. Will cost you A$11.50. Potential for A$5.1 Million. The we're talking of buying a "wallycraft". See the pics under "Cunning Stunts". :)
malkie66@yahoo.com
Jay - why so defensive? I thought this might interest you: http://www.riverbendblog.blogspot.com/
Cheers
Cathy
JD
those D-Day jokes in your profile are very offensive to troops who died so you could have this indulgence.
and that crack about Miss Paris Hilton is offensive to rich chicks with no job.
Make sure nobody else finds this stuff or you will be all over the W W W