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Gee...you've clicked on this. You wanna know who the idiot is who's responsible for this sick site. My name is Malcolm Lambe. I'm from a small planet called Orstraya - you've probably never heard of it. My ship washed up in Paris. And that's all I'm going to tell you. The painting I did on the left looks nothing like me.

p.s. the Missus has asked me to point out that this site has nothing whatever to do with another site called www.wallyworld.com which apparently is a hard-core gay site. Not much we can do about it now. Although at one stage I was rather keen on calling this site www.knittingwithyourdogshair.com but then I thought I'd attract all sorts of mutts and things would get rather messy.

Update: here's some shots of me and the kids at Omaha Beach, Normandy - the D-Day Landings site. Very interesting part of France. Don't miss the Museum at Arromanches.

Posted on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 10:09PM by Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe | Comments11 Comments

Reader Comments (11)

Hmmm, you look like Garry Sweet mate!
November 18, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterKim
I'm guessing you got the "wallyworld" idea from the movie, Vacation? (Well, I'd certainly not heard of it before then...) Anyway, just wanted to point out that if you spelt it properly - ie: Walley World - you might not have had the confusion with the gay Website ;-)
November 30, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterRob Irwin
Wow, that is pretty deep for a white flag raising French guy that can't hold a job. And to disguise your inability to advance in society, you call it "life experience" that makes you a better writer? ha ha ha..Foolish mortal. When I feed the hungry and starving Iraqi children, I feel blessed. When I give clothing to Iraqi's that are cold and shivering, they kiss me and call me friend. I provide security for their families because they want me there and know that it is my dedication to their freedom that keeps them out of torture houses and rape rooms. I have never called myself a hero, but I have been called an angel of God by the people of Iraq, and their opinion matters more to me, then some coward a world away that is arrogant enough to think he knows better then the people that live here. I feel sorry for you, you sad, sad, boy

Jay,
theKingsRealm
January 9, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterJay
Hey killer! If you had half a brain you'd realise I'm not French. I just live here for now.
"Advance in society" - you mean comme toi? Off on a fool's mission with your "My country right or wrong" mentality. Try using the brains the good Lord gave you instead of lapping up the propaganda your government feeds you. As for your calling me a coward - you know niente about me. You want to talk about the 'Nam experience American hero?

Security for Iraqis? You gotta be kidding! All you've done is added to their insecurity and their misery with your "Bomb them back into the Stone-Age" shoot-em-up American gunboat diplomacy INVASION, Fuckhead.
January 9, 2006 | Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe
Hi Mate,

Just got the laptop hooked up. We are halfway to Macquarie Island. Seas about 3- 4 metres, wind around 25
from the west. I'll send some pics when I get sorted.

Great ship too.

Cheers

Michael

PS What is your email address?
January 15, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterMichael Davies
Yeah send us some piccies. I'll put it up. Orion isn't it?
Check out the "Rendezvous" clip on the main page. The one I was telling Lewis about.

And join our e-lottery syndicate. Euromillions is €125 Million this Friday night! A$200 Million!!Be in it to win it. Click on the flashing "Win £1000" icon on the nav. bar. Click on "Join now" at the top. Enter credit card details. Tick "Euromillions" box. Will cost you A$11.50. Potential for A$5.1 Million. The we're talking of buying a "wallycraft". See the pics under "Cunning Stunts". :)

malkie66@yahoo.com
January 16, 2006 | Registered CommenterMalcolm Lambe
Your a long way from home - how long have you been in Paris? Entertaining blog :-)

Jay - why so defensive? I thought this might interest you: http://www.riverbendblog.blogspot.com/

Cheers
Cathy
February 4, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterCathy
Malc, will catch you in the bar some time on Australia Day. We can reminisce about all things patriotic and burst into spontaneous national anthem singing. For a change.

JD
January 23, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterJD
you look like daniel craig. ha
December 6, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdaleydee
Hi, jusy wanted to say I like your style. The no holds barred approach is fantastic. I wish I could be like you when I grow up :)
May 9, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWhitney
October 9th in the wake of Hey Hey We're Black:

those D-Day jokes in your profile are very offensive to troops who died so you could have this indulgence.

and that crack about Miss Paris Hilton is offensive to rich chicks with no job.
Make sure nobody else finds this stuff or you will be all over the W W W
October 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMarshall Stacks

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